VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 435 Producers: RevHodl, ChadF, ericpp, Salty_Crayon, Silvie, Shadrach, makeheroism, HeyCitizen, SirSeatSitter, Sharpie, Boolysteed   Check out BoostMeBitch.com and listen to Into the Doerfelverse Click to see the mentioned Redbar meme PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Street Walker   FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever gave value for value. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever said too much.   TOP THREE 33  Iowa gas prices jump 33 cents from last week, more than national average (KCRG) Gas prices up 33 cents in Minnesota in month as market weighs Iran war (SC Times) Man arrested after 33 pounds of drugs found in Asheville, NC (WSPA) 33 mail ballot drop boxes available across Philly ahead of PA primary election (NBC)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN Medical marijuana rescheduled from Schedule I to III (DOJ/DEA)     Maryland Governor Wes Moore signs bill allowing firefighters, rescue workers to use medical weed during their time off (MD General Assembly)  Missouri governor signs bill to ban intoxicating hemp products in November (Missouri Independent)   METAL MOMENT  RevCyberTrucker took the week off but you can still follow along with his adventures @[email protected]   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Department of Defense built a node (CoinDesk) Bitcoin 2026 opens to empty seats, protests, awkward moments (Protos) Bitcoin nears $80,000 on Conference hype but crash may be looming (TradingView) How Eric Trump got rich from Bitcoin while losing investors a Fortune (Forbes)   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! MGM Grand is killing its 33-year-old buffet (Moneywise) Man, 33, gored to death at Running of the Bulls (People) 33-year-old Indian man faints, falls into swimming pool (India Today) Indian villager digs up sister's corpse, carries her to bank to withdraw $211 (New York Post) German tourist dies after being bitten at snake show in Egypt (CNN) Half-nude Boston man accused of forcing child to eat Gushers candy in restaurant bathroom (Mass Live) Bill seeks to make Loveland Frogman Ohio's state cryptid (WCPO) Wisconsin man stole coworker's identity for 30 years, sent victim to mental hospital before DNA exonerated him (CBS) Women hunt burglars, find suspect wearing their stolen clothes (Stuff)