VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, cottongin, NetNed, ericpp, cbrooklyn112, Salty_Crayon, RevHodl, piranesi, Boolysteed, Sir Libre Check out the latest Local Bitcoiners Episode 009: Growing Slow Builds Strong Communities featuring Sir Spencer  Tune in for Bowls With Buds featuring Shadrach FRIDAY at 8pm Central GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Mentioned websites:motherfuckingwebsite.comNickTheRat.comv4vmusic.comBoostMeBitch.com Intro/Outro: From the Dust - Alive FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever said too much.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had tequila. TOP THREE 33Arkansas gas prices jump more than 33 cents in a week (NBC)Zoom is giving away $150K to solopreneurs with no strings attached as 33 million workers ditch corporate to become their own boss (Fortune)'Star Wars' Day: Fans streamed franchise for 33 billion minutes in 2025 (Variety)Man arrested after traffic stop leads to seizure of 33 pounds of marijuana in Bedford County (WSET) BEHIND THE CURTAINDEA clarifies HHC is federally banned, doesn't count as legal hemp (Federal Register)Governor of Sinaloa, 9 other current and former Mexican officials charged with drug trafficking, weapons offenses (DOJ)Maryland Gov. Wes Moore signs bill extending the Task Force on Responsible Use of Natural Psychedelic Substances for a year (Maryland Legislative)Minneapolis mayor vetoes drug paraphernalia decriminalization ordinance (FOX)Arkansas marijuana company tied to more than a quarter of Missouri dispensaries (Missouri Independent) METAL MOMENTTonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Judas Priest's Breaking the Law. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINBitcoin tops $81K as Strategy mulls selling its Bitcoin to fund dividend obligations (CoinDesk)Strategy reports $12.5B net loss, impacting Bitcoin sentiment for May 2026 (CryptoBriefing.com)Strategy breaks from 'never sell' Bitcoin approach (CNBC)Saylor says Strategy may sell Bitcoin if it benefits company (Bloomingbit)May 18th: Join us for the first Next Generation KC Bitcoiners meetup at Westport Fleahttps://feed.bowlafterbowl.com/chapters/images/next-gen-bitcoiners.png FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!Secret Service agent, 33, arrested after masturbating in front of horrified hotel guests he stalked 'across lobby' (The US Sun)Retired Army staff sergeant gets 33 months for stealing Humvee, ramming Fort Stewart HQ (WGXA)Man, 33, remains in custody over suspected plot against Princesses Amalia and Alexia (Netherlands Times)Taco Bell worker opens fire on customers over drink dispute (Puget Press)Mom, baby survive ambulance crash (Not the Bee)Scottish man caught having sex with a wheelie bin (The Scottish Sun)Arkansas family finds man living in their basement (Fox)California crapping bandit caught (OutKick)Rhode Island person in white pointed hood video 1 and 2Classes cancelled at Chicago school after campus officer loses gun (Not the Bee)