VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, TJtheDoerfel, ericpp, Salty_Crayon, Reed, cbrooklyn, The Ohm, Echo Reality, Boolysteed, Henrik Flyman, piranesi, makeheroism Stay tuned for Battle of the Douchebags June 11thPlay HyperSpaceOut SundayXMRChat is an option for Bowlers GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Mark Tyner - Dream Theory FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got a coupon.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a friend get locked up. TOP THREE 3333 rip current rescues in North Carolina on Memorial Day weekend (WGHP)Iran lets 33 vessels pass through the Strait of Hormuz (safety4sea)Amazon to invest over $33 billion in cloud, AI infrastructure in Southeast Asia (Vietnam Investment Report)Kyle Busch's race car, No. 33, unloaded at track in silence 2 days after his sudden death at 41 (People)Investigators seize 33 pounds of suspected meth in High Point, NC drug bust, 3 arrested (WFMY News) BEHIND THE CURTAINDepartment of Transportation backs "witnessed" urine drug testing for truck drivers (Filter Mag)DEA took enforcement action against unlicensed dispensaries in NY (DOJ)Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy has omnibus criminal justice bill on his desk featuring an expungement provision (AK Legislation)Colorado regulators are being sued by cultivator claiming they owe millions in tax refunds (Denver Gazette / archived)Delaware Gov. Matt Meyer signed bill allowing terminally ill patients to use pot in hospitals (DE Legislation)Indiana Supreme Court suspends judge without pay for 60 days for edibles (IN Courts)Louisiana lawmakers sent Gov. Jeff Landry a bill to allow patients with terminal, irreersible conditions to use pot in hospitals (LA Legislature)Michigan sheriff blasts outside investigation into roach discovered in department vehicle (FOX)Montana State Rep. Jade Sooktis please not guilty to charge of aggravated driving under the influence (Daily Montanan)Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger vetoes legalization legislation (VA.gov) METAL MOMENT (ON HIATUS)Follow along with RevCyberTrucker's shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINEx-Parte (proposed) order for alternative service (Supreme Court of NYC) via SuiGenerisJohn noteStrategy touts misleading Bitcoin per share gain (Investors)Holyoke, MA police prevent Bitcoin scam, warn of cryptocurrency fraud (WWLP)Someone just destroyed $8.2 million in Bitcoin -- why? (Yahoo! Finance)Bitcoin burn address receives 107 BTC in five transactions (Binance) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLINGRome's 'sexy priest' calendar star never set foot in a seminary (The Associated Press)Charges dismissed for Florida woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving (CBS)Hobbyists find biggest Viking coin hoard in Norway's history (FOX)British man becomes world's oldest wing walker at 98 (UPI)Nude New Jersey man arrested in Florida for nude trespassing at oceanfront condos (CBS News)Florida senior arrested on five charges after flashing neighbors (Local 10)Chinese authorities destroy villager's 10-story home (The Guardian)Massachusetts police seek owner of large, creepy puppet turned over to the station (UPI)Kansas dealership can't move sold truck after robin builds nest on tire (KMBC)