Despite her full head of hair, Bald Ann Dowd Aka Ali Sivitz (@ali.sivi) is in the Betches studio and she and Will are on a full gemini tangent about themselves and their current obsessions. They talk about hot new music from iconic pop divas, and Ali introduces a new duo–Haute & Freddy–who were recently recognized by Lady Gaga herself. Will speed-runs the latest Summer House chaos like it’s breaking geopolitical news, Ali likens Melania’s uncanny robot speech to a lost Veep plotline, and together they launch a completely serious campaign arguing Dua Lipa was robbed of an Oscar. Ali shares her interest in seeing The Drama with Zendaya and Robert Pattinson despite the ending being spoiled for her, and she and Will dish about a few of the celeb DUIs lately. The Pitt is declared culturally essential (obviously), with Ali revealing Patrick Ball is annoyingly sweet IRL, while Will introduces his current obsession, Love Story, plus all the mess orbiting it.They also put on their conspiracy theorist hats to dissect the Kit Kat heist as potential PR wizardry, debate how “gay guy music video night” finally breached the mainstream, and Ali closes things out by explaining—at length—why the steak girl meme gives her a full-body ick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices