<p>On this week’s Christmas special of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris fully embrace the festive spirit — with a twist only football could provide. Forget the traditional nativity, because the lads bring you a football-themed retelling of the Christmas story, featuring familiar faces like Mary Earps, Angel Di Maria, Dean Windass, Peter Schmeichel, and a baby Gabriel Jesus born not in Bethlehem… but firmly in football folklore.</p><br><p>With festive jumpers on, beers flowing, and absolutely no attempt to take things seriously, Crouchy leads the lads through a chaotic, laugh-out-loud Christmas tale that somehow manages to celebrate football heritage and the true meaning of Christmas all at once. There’s donkey impressions, questionable accents, proud dad moments, and just enough sentimentality to remind everyone what the season is all about.</p><br><p>To round things off, the Darts of Destiny makes its Christmas return, with league points, pressure throws, and big regrets on the line — all in support of a brilliant cause.</p><br><p>Merry Christmas from all of us at That Peter Crouch Podcast 🎄⚽</p><br><p>Chumbawamba&nbsp;</p><br><p>00:00 - Festive jumpers, beers &amp; Christmas vibes</p><p>01:29 - Christmas Eve traditions &amp; pub confessions</p><p>02:50 - “The true meaning of Christmas” football-style</p><p>03:32 - Introducing the football Nativity story</p><p>03:45 - The Nativity begins: Mary Earps &amp; Joseph Cole</p><p>04:15 - Angel Di Maria delivers the big news</p><p>05:03 - King Ledley’s decree &amp; the journey begins</p><p>05:42 - Dean Windass enters as the donkey</p><p>06:33 - No room at the inn… Manuel Neuer says no</p><p>07:10 - Peter Schmeichel offers the stable</p><p>07:56 - Gabriel Jesus is born in the Nicky Banger</p><p>08:35 - Shepherds receive the heavenly announcement</p><p>09:17 - The Three Kings arrive with gifts</p><p>09:47 - “What Christmas is all about”</p><p>10:26 - Proud dad energy &amp; jumper appreciation</p><p>12:44 - Darts of Destiny returns</p><br><p>Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more Peter Crouch:&nbsp;</p><br><p>Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch&nbsp;</p><p>Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more Chris Stark&nbsp;</p><br><p>Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark</p><p>Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/</p><br><p>For more Steve Sidwell&nbsp;</p><br><p>Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell&nbsp;</p><p>Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14&nbsp;</p><br><p>#PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>