<p>New year, same chaos. Crouchy's dialling in from Dubai, Sid’s gone full flamenco, and Chris is still reeling from missing the greatest night in Ally Pally history.</p><br><p>In this episode, the boys catch up post-Christmas and somehow end up covering robot massages, dodgy gift-giving, Sidwell’s ambition to become a Spanish guitar-playing Gypsy King, and whether the pod should launch a residency at Finsbury Park.</p><p>Crouchy talks us through meeting Ronaldo at the World Sports Summit (<em>yes, that Ronaldo</em>), putting the podcast on the global stage, and why there’s a very real chance we could become PSG’s shirt sponsor.</p><br><p>There’s also a <em>very</em> passionate rant about the FA Cup, a long-overdue roasting of Tottenham’s home form, and Chris has an existential breakdown over kids dressing as referees for Christmas.</p><br><p>Darts. Destiny. Desmonds. Let’s go."</p><br><p>00:00 – Welcome back: robot hands, bad presents &amp; Sid’s groans</p><p>04:30 – Sidwell's musical ambitions: Finsbury Park warm-up act?</p><p>05:00 – Crouchy’s Busted moment at the O2 (yes, really)</p><p>10:00 – Ronaldo finally meets his hero (kind of)</p><p>20:00 – Pod in Paris? Crouchy makes big moves in Dubai</p><p>25:00 – “You’ve put us on the world stage”</p><p>33:00 – Chris’s extreme darts FOMO</p><p>34:00 – Sidwell tips the bar staff: total Ally Pally carnage</p><p>38:00 – Darts of Destiny: £5K, nine darts and one Curtis</p><p>53:30 – FA Cup fever: Crouchy’s rallying cry</p><p>1:07:00 – The game’s gone: kids with VAR screens for Christmas</p><p>1:08:30 – Are referees becoming influencers now?</p><p>1:10:00 – Ref talk, tights, and a gladiator future</p><p>1:42:00 – The annual missionary predictions: Spurs v Villa</p><p>1:56:00 – Dubai days &amp; Crouchy’s global glow-up</p><p>1:59:00 – Arsenal, Wrexham and third-round mayhem</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>