The Vesta Clinic

Patient: Aqsa Hakim, Human Date: 11/1/2733 Patient ID: 2754839   Presenting Complaint: Nosebleed    It was the Ecchus Chasma of nosebleeds.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra,  and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruy Campbell.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Pearls and Pitfalls’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface slow, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface fast, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com    Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org    Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Blood (nosebleeds and other types of bleeding); menstruation mention; squeaking, cleaning sounds at the start of the episode; character makes jokes about own mental health condition

Patient: Eskae, Cress’p Date: 663/2/2732 Patient ID: 5428930   Presenting Complaint: Incoordination    Dr Adra needs to sleep.    This episode was a submission from our WONDERFUL listener boombox-fuckboy. We loved how truly imaginative the idea was and we hope you enjoy the episode! If you don’t follow them on tumblr, you are missing out on great audio drama news, art and musings!    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, AMC as Faye Underwood and Computer and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by AMC   Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Dreamless Yectoba’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Big science fiction alarm, siren, warning of meltdown or catastrophe, wailing metallic buzz tone, fast by Zapsplat.com   Content Warnings: Mention of dementia, sleep deprivation

What’s this?! A new prescription? We heard you were feeling [shudder] bored of aliens and wanted to consider other genres. We get it. It happens to the best of us and you’ve come to the right place to get that seen to.    Listen to Waiting For October to enter a literal world of fiction! Find the show on any good podcast platform or at monkeymanproductions.com.    Transcript: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/prescribed-listening   You can find the cast and crew in lots of places!  Email: waitingforoctoberpod@gmail.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monkeymanproductions Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeymanProductions/ Instagram: @monkeymanprod Tumblr: @monkeymanproductions TikTok: @waitingforoct   And you can find us on tumblr, bluesky and instagram @vestaclinicpod!

Patient: NOSL11 Date: 662/2/2732  Patient ID: 77347785   Presenting Complaint: Check up    Rai needs a rubber duck. Faye talks autonomy.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as The Professor, AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Toast’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Content Warnings: Reference to known character death (The Professor); discussions of: organ transplantation, fertility treatments, non-consensual experimentation on a sentient being, palliation of an infant, amniocentesis; blank episode; reference to long-term mental health condition; reference to taking medication for a mental health condition; discussion of abortion; fears surrounding becoming a parent

Patient: ‘Goggles’, Gralli Date:  661/2/2732  Patient ID: 4869573   Presenting Complaint: Drifting    Dr Underwood wouldn’t, perhaps, use the word ‘cursed’.    ________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by AMC.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘These Days’’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Zapsplat_technology_tablet_plastic_slide_and_pick_u at Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Consistent references to alien insects and their anatomy; ethically uncertain use of relative as a translator; language barriers; genetic medical conditions; discussion of known character death (The Professor)