<p>We're back this week with part two of Jessica's birthday episode (where we analyze + argue all things Boruto for over an hour.) This part got a <em>little</em> high strung because we sat on these opinions for weeks. How do you feel about how we feel? <a href="https://linktr.ee/simpsaturdaypod" target="_blank">Click here</a> to access all of our socials + tell us! Be sure to check out our weekly Spotify poll + Q&amp;A. Next week we'll be celebrating Dom’s birthday by compiling our own anime harems.&nbsp;</p> <p>Are you or a friend a small business owner that sells cool shit? A podcaster with a fun show? An artist, a writer? An indie VA? A great person with wonderful energy you’d like to share with the simps? Or even a specific accomplishment you'd like to celebrate? Submit to be a featured friend! Send us an e-mail @ [email protected] with the subject “Featured Friend." Include your socials and those of your nominee (in the event that isn’t yourself) + a short message about your featured friend: what they do, what makes them special, + any examples or links to products, wares or works if applicable.</p> <p>Until then, <strong>we love you</strong>! <em>Bye</em>!&nbsp;</p> <p><u>HIGHLIGHTS</u></p> <p>ADDRESSING GENERAL BORUTO SLANDER | 1:25<br> DOM’S ISSUES + JESSICA’S REBUTTALS PT 1 | 3:50<br> DARBY’S FIRST COMMUTE COMMENT | 7:27<br> MORE OTSUTSUKI OPINIONS + GENERAL VILLIAN COMMENTARY | 10:29<br> DARBY’S CHARACTER ATTACHMENT ISSUES | 15:35<br> JESSICA’S REBUTTAL PT 2 | 18:02<br> DOM’S ISSUES PT 2 | 26:35<br> DARBY REITERATES | 27:20<br> JESSICA’S REBUTTAL PT 3 | 29:23<br> DARBY RESPONDS | 32:31<br> DOM WEIGHS IN | 37:36<br> DARBY’S SASUKE + NAURTO REVELATIONS | 44:52<br> “JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE ADULTS NOW, DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE EXEMPT FROM DEVELOPING THEIR CHARACTER”| 48:30<br> “BITCH WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU?” | 56:13<br> “WHO THE FUCK ARE GIVING THEM THESE HAIRCUTS?” | 57:20<br> LIGHT SENSEI SIMPING | 58:29<br> DARBY’S SHINO PRAISE | 59:34<br> DARBY’S SASUKE REVELATIONS CONT. | 62:30<br> “OROCHIMARU… HOW IS THIS MAN STILL OUT + ABOUT?” | 72:46<br> “I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE I REALLY DO BE HATIN’ THIS SHIT” | 73:58</p>