No Return
No Return

No Return

Kier Zhou

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In Erset La Tari, life ranges from the absurdly unexpected to the darkly  intense, taking audio drama  listeners on a roller coaster across its diverse landscapes.

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Chuckle along to "The Nymphaeum" as Sangha Adrastea and Brother Ravi, two  clumsy researchers, bumble through a portal to another plane of existence , all in the name of seeking  divine guidance. 

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Join the ruckus in "The Orillian Regiment" in Sada Emedu. When over enthusiastic mercenaries meet a foreign warship, it's a battle of misunderstandings in the comedy of errors which ensues.

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Indulge in the  drama of "Wide-End" where high society collides with the denizens from the 'Untouchables Camp'. It's riches, reptiles, and it’s treachery!

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In the eerie "The Ansa Enclave", a mismatched group bound by personal ties venture into the haunting Wildland. With every step, shadows of their past intertwine with the enigma of missing children.

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Journey into the Darklands in  "Anderkant" Beneath layers of rock lies a world of ancient secrets, where Min-Min's battle against time and the scheming Lessee will grip your heart and confuse your brain.

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And "The Steg" reveals a city's hidden darkness. Kidnappings, resurrections, and a sinister plot! When ex-mercenaries, detectives and magical story telling devices collide, mysteries unravel, taking everyone along for the ride.

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Six tales. Plenty of action, intrigue and comedy. Welcome to Erset La Tari, where every episode is a new horizon. And remember, the journey doesn't stop here. Dive deeper with monthly episodes, and for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out: 

[https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]

Recent Episodes

Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 2
MAY 13, 2024
Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 2

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Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!

The Warlord's troops arrive on the Eastern shore of the Nuur.

Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan Smith

L/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan

Sgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu

Warlord Captain - Kier Zhou

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1: Mageslayers: This Time, It's Me!
APR 29, 2024
1: Mageslayers: This Time, It's Me!

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This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about  what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!

This strange and mysterious realm teeters
ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the land’s very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke  to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of  peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning a  fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of their  respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.

This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart!  For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!

Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan

Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan

Shain Sotalach  - Adam Robinson

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith

Captain Competent- Kier Zhou

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair

Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan

Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu

Preacher- Graham Capobianco

Mage Dad- Jim Tuohy

Magekid -Ryan Andrew Dillon

Dark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan  @KiChanVA

Gore Drinker- Girunduu

Keith- Kier Zhou

Listen to Project Gnosis 

Continuing from Season 1, we follow Fei, Riz, and Finn in a new area on a different side of the world, as they arrive at a stop in one of their outposts in Lagos, Nigeria to officiate Riz as part of AGON. However, recent developments have called them all to a new mission regarding activity in the region. Find more in the City of Lakes.
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743$736: FeedError: Part Seven.
APR 19, 2024
743$736: FeedError: Part Seven.

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Original release date 20 Apr 2024

I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer...

Cole Lumbo - Chris RR Bauso
Elyra Lightfoot - Abbie Tickle
Matko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F)
Vasa - Lilly Inverse
Selwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova ig
Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair

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Announcement: Nymphaeum Ep 1 & 2 Rerecorded and Remastered
APR 14, 2024
Announcement: Nymphaeum Ep 1 & 2 Rerecorded and Remastered

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Hey You! Listener! Yes you! A little birdie told me that you thought the recording quality on episode 1 and 2 of the Nymphaeum was crap. Well.. guess what! We went back and re recorded it with better equipment and touched up a bit of the sound design too! We even combined it into one 40 minute episode Just for you! Just because we love you and nothing to do with Chris RR Bauso teasing K Zhou about it and him being a thin skinned little Jessie… 
 
 So why don’t you go back and relisten to The Nymphaeum now! It’s blood good right!?

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Friends Of The Show: Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out Tales
MAR 24, 2024
Friends Of The Show: Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out Tales

Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out Tales

Episode 16 - Single Point of Failure

A farcical Sci-Fi comedy crime caper.

It was supposed to be a simple kidnapping. But when a hapless criminal gang ends up abducting the wrong man by mistake, everything begins to fall apart.

Written by Jim Cogan

And starred

John Kennard as Chief

Stephen Newhand as Bungle

Jim Cogan as Tech

Wojciech Matras as Wheels

Joe Kilcar as Dobbs

Lauren Deakin as Charity

Paul Lawley-Jones as Elon Carver

Kaleb Deatherage as the Journalist

Cisco de Guzman as the SWAT Team Officer

Kingre32X as the News Announcer

Production and Sound Design were by Jim Cogan

Opening Theme Music by Jim Cogan

Incidental music and sound effects licensed from Envato Elements

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