Good Children
Good Children

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!

Recent Episodes

Double F's At Football Camp
APR 24, 2024
Double F's At Football Camp

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The boys discuss the summer going into 8th grade when they both signed up for football camp at Joe's future Catholic high school. After a day of trying their best to fit in, they uncover a dark secret about North Korea. Also: is it up to Good Children to save the Dippin' Dots Dynasty? 

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63 MIN
April: Through The Years
APR 17, 2024
April: Through The Years

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Let's take it back to April: Through The Years. The boys discuss important April pop cultural anniversaries including movies like The Hannah Montana Movie and Ella Enchanted and music like Taylor Swift, 

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67 MIN
Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics
APR 10, 2024
Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics

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This week join us on a retrospective through the hairy times of puberty and all that comes after it. from pube-plucking to eyebrow threading to back waxing. Plus, take a field trip with us to Alivio Wellness! 

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66 MIN
Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays?
APR 3, 2024
Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays?

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This week, the boys put on their professor hats and answer their own early-20s question: "Why Don't I Fit In With Gays?" Let's get deeply introspective about the plight of the newly-out gay man and all of the trauma, insecurities, and fears that go along with it. 

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65 MIN