30, Dirty & Dying

<p>Guess who is back.....</p><p></p><p>Kourtney and Clarissa have emerged from their hiatus for a new season of 30, Dirty &amp; Dying. The millennial midlife crisis hit us hard in 2026, but we've returned and we're getting back to the basics of what this podcast is all about: Getting real about life as a couple of 30-somethings and enjoying the little things, like good friends, nostalgic playlists, and avocado toast.</p><p></p><p>We're kicking off our return with some Mini Millennial Music Trivia from the year 2000 for Back in Time. Then, we're spending some time deinfluencing you from the pressures of social media with stories from our real lives. Financial struggles, therapy sessions, pet care, vacations full of highlights and disappointments, and the woes of living through unprecedented days are all up for discussion on this brand new episode. Welcome back! </p><p></p><p></p><p><em>DISCLAIMER: This is an entertainment podcast not associated in any way with any musicians, songs, or recording personnel related to the songs discussed in this episode. No ownership, monetary compensation, or other benefit is being gained through the mention of these songs, and the brief playing of edited clips is done for the purposes of commentary, education, and review, in line with Fair Use. None of the opinions expressed by cohosts in this episode should be taken as the opinions as any other person, business, entity, or group nor are any sentiments professional, legal, medical, or psychological advice. This episode is purely for entertainment purposes. Its content should be taken as fact or accusation of any kind. Please enjoy in context.</em></p>

<p>It's the finale of Season 8, and Kourtney and Clarissa are bringing you a New Year's episode celebrating their favorite podcast subjects: millennial era music and draft/bracket games. After a 2025 Year in Review themed Back in Time segment, your cohosts are posing categories all about 90s, 2000s, and 2010s music to one another and naming their top choices. Best Britney Spears songs, TV commercial jingles, 90s rappers, boy bands, and so many more subjects are up for debate in a 30 D&amp;D classic draft!</p><p></p><p><em>Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional, medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. The views expressed do not reflect on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should content be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Any outside content is used in a transformative and commentary manner in line with Fair Use. Much of the exchange in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.</em></p>

<p>Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your favorite sick, sad and this week, seasonal, millennials! Clarissa and Kourtney are coming together for a special holiday episode to celebrate a favorite tradition for many: Christmas movies. After reliving 2003's "Elf" for Back in Time, they're taking all they've learned from their favorite 90s, 2000s, and 2010s holiday films to create one of their own using a choose your own adventure style format. This holiday movie has millennial vibes with more twists and turns than the Candy Cane forest. Listen now!</p><p></p><p><em>Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional, medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. The views expressed do not reflect on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should content be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Any outside content is used in a transformative and commentary manner in line with Fair Use. Much of the exchange in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.</em></p>

<p>This week, your cohosts are making some lists and checking them twice to prepare for Christmas. But instead of going through JCPenney catalog circling gifts like it's 1999, Clarissa and Kourtney are listing all the things they want as a couple of 30-somethings. It's a tough, unprecedented time out there and your 30 D&amp;D cohosts realize a lot of people are feeling burnt out and overwhelmed. Grocery money, paid utility bills, a freaking break -- plus a few more extravagant gifts to try and get in the festive spirit. And they're throwing a Christmas Party in 1994 for Back in Time!</p><p></p><p><em>Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, memory, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional or otherwise medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. The views expressed do not reflect on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Names, details, and timelines have often been altered to protect privacy, Any other media sampled or discussed is done for commentary and transformative in nature. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.</em></p><p></p><p></p>

<p><em>CW: Some discussion, though often comedic and sardonic, about death, dying, funerals, and grief. Be advised.</em></p><p>This week, Kourtney and Clarissa are leaning into the second "D" in 30 D&amp;D. In the spirit of lessening stigma around death, dying, and grief, your cohosts are using humor to cope with these heavy topics. Since neither likes the idea of having a funeral, they’re facing their apprehensions and “planning” their most outlandish funeral ideas — from party favors and pizza to and playlists and puzzles.</p><p>Most of the conversation may be light-hearted, but along the way, your cohosts are also getting real in true 30, Dirty &amp; Dying fashion. Through the dark humor and parody planning, they share thoughts on mourning, mortality, and how aging has changed their views. Plus, they're taking a trip back to 1990 and reliving their Spotify Wrapped!</p><p></p><p></p><ul><li></li><li></li></ul><p><em>Disclaimer: The content in this episode is not meant to offend anyone or disparage the mourning traditions of any individual or group. The views expressed are personal opinion or comedic stylings of the respective hosts and are not met to reflect poorly on or negatively impact any other persons, businesses, companies, or entities. This is an entertainment podcast with much of its commentary meant to be comedic and sardonic. Nothing said should be taken as professional, legal, medical, psychological, or official advice or guidance under any circumstances, or as allegations of any kind against any individuals or public figures. Any information discussed is not necessarily a non-biased, or factual. This show is not affiliated with any of the media discussed, and any references are transformative and commentary-based in nature. This show should be consumed with the above intentions in mind</em></p>