A Bald Opinion

At long last the Bald Bros finally get their peepers on Markiplier's long awaited adaptation of indie video game Iron Lung. Written, directed, and starring Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach, this low budget cosmic horror takes on some big ideas, but does it hit the heights or is it failure to launch? Given it is a film about a submarine in a sea of blood does it even want to hit the heights? Or is it more about hitting new lows? Wait come back, the episode is much better than this summary I pr...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the creepy misty deserted town, Christoph Gans and Konami come along and thrust the creepy sexy nurses upon us once again! That's right everyone, we Return to Silent Hill. What's different this time? Well, for starters, one of the Dome-namic Duo has actually played the game! The other? Well, he is perfect and never needs to change. In this unexpected sequel we see some new faces tackle some old enemies, but can it revive this franchise? I dunn...

It's Five Nights at Freddy's 2... so wait... is that ten nights?! Welcome to the sequel where all the lore you knew before counts for nothing, because this time we are in a whole new eating establishment! The Hairless Hunks venture back into the world of Freddy for this follow up. Will it match up to the success of the first one? How much was Megan Fox paid this? And how can we ever out run these really, really slow machines?! Find out maybe some of the answers and some other stuff in... wait...

Where did this respawn from? It came out of the blue! This 2023 independent fan film Emises Blue takes the very popular game Team Fortress 2 and asks the age old question - what if this fun cartoony shooter was a gnarly, stylish, atmospheric, paranoid, noir nightmare? Thanks to the blood, sweat, and tears of Chad Payne we now have that answer! Can it justify it's 100 minute runtime? Can it put to shame films with 10x it's budget? Should you seek it out on YouTube? Find out the answer to this ...

Smells like uphead in here? What's uphead? No, it's pronounced Cuphead. That's right, it's time for another Side Quest as the Bald Bros take a look at the streaming adaptation of the indie hit Cuphead. With cup loads of nostalgia and a splash of menace, The Cuphead Show is three seasons deep so must have got something right... right?! Let's find out. Pop the kettle on, sit back and listen you Kettlehead! Support the show Follow us on social media we may or may not use. Instagram: (@abaldopi...