we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm? much to be discussed! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – the astrology of the cast04:50 – do you think you're gifted?08:29 – we need a SUR PRIDE FLOAT10:19 – stassi hates her loser boyfriend14:46 – assume the worst of jax, always17:14 – lisa has her own jax...19:50 – scheana gets a TATTOO and she doesn't CARE WHAT YOU THINK22:53 – jax, why aren't you sleeping at the apartment?26:22 – WE ARE VERY SERIOUS MACTORS31:24 – the pride float is DONE and it is FUGLY33:38 – spandex and KEN, what else do you NEED???37:11 – applying sunblock is CHEATING44:20 – this is the worst day ever47:02 – jax and stassi "squash" the beef49:35 – a brief sandoval palette cleanser53:25 – it's peters birthday!59:20 – LET'S RIP 7 SHOTS IN A ROW01:01:59 – this is a break up... 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected]  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/