Tanks and Tuddies

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Jake is officially in hiding after the Lions lost to the Packers… so Austin is running a full solo pod for NFL Week 14! We’re breaking down every pick, every lock, every longshot, plus a full Thanksgiving recap and a look at how our betting records stand heading into the final stretch of the season. This week features 6 Triple Diamond Locks, multiple moneyline longshots, and a stacked Week 14 parlay you won’t want to miss. If you bet NFL Sundays, this...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Welcome back to Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 163 breaks down our NFL Week 13 best bets, Thanksgiving-themed locks, longshots, parlays, model plays, and a big Lions–Packers Thursday preview. 🏈 Locks & Longshots Jake Locks: 33-40-2 Jake Longshots: 12-37 Picks this week: Raiders +10, Broncos -5.5, plus a “Parlay the Model” longshot. Austin Locks: 53-49 Austin Longshots: 29-88 Thanksgiving locks: Packers +2.5, Chiefs/Cowboys o52.5, Bears +7, Saints ...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Welcome back to Episode 162 of the show — the home of weekly NFL picks, sports betting locks, longshots, parlays, and unhinged football takes from two degenerates who love pain almost as much as they love winning tickets. This week, we break down every angle of the NFL slate with our signature Locks & Longshots, updated season records, Lions/Packers talk, and Paige’s Picks. If you want NFL predictions, underdog picks, betting analysis, and laughs…...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! The boys are back for another week of Locks and Longshots! Jake’s breaking out a new betting model, Austin’s trying to make bread with the sweatiest overs in America, and the ChatGPT era might just be officially over. This week we’re breaking down our favorite NFL Week 11 picks, longshots, and parlays — including our 10-Day $10K Challenge, wild touchdown scorer parlays, and our favorite bets across Bills vs Bucs, Bengals vs Steelers, Seahawks vs Rams,...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! We’re back with Episode 160 of Tanks & Tuddies, and things are heating up in the NFL betting world 🔥 Jake and Austin are breaking down Week 10 NFL picks, locks & longshots, and yes — the Detroit Lions playoff prophecy lives on. We’ve got bad beats, bold parlays, and a few Crock Pot Cookin’ Bombs ready to cash 💰 🏈 This Week’s Highlights: Jake’s Locks: Bills -9.5 at Dolphins ChatGPT’s Lock: Lions -8.5 at Commanders Austin’s Locks: Colts/Falc...