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We want to hear from you!! Text us here! The NFL Playoffs roll on and Divisional Round Weekend is here. In Episode 170 of Tanks and Tuddies, we break down the biggest matchups of the postseason with locks, longshots, parlays, and playoff betting angles you won’t find anywhere else. Jake and Austin recap a profitable Wild Card Weekend before diving into Divisional Round picks, including spread bets, moneyline upsets, totals, and longshot plays. We also react to playoff chaos around the league...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! The NFL Playoffs are officially here, and Super Wild Card Weekend kicks off with chaos, bad ideas, and brand-new betting records. In Episode 169 of Tanks and Tuddies, Tubbs finally pays up on his Bean Boozled bet before we reset the books and dive headfirst into Wild Card Weekend. We break down our NFL playoff locks and longshots, preview every Wild Card matchup, and fire off some truly unhinged bets — including a massive rushing TD longshot and early...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! New year, same chaos. 🥂 It’s NFL Week 18, and nothing makes sense — backups are starting, playoff spots are locked, and the betting board is pure pain. In Episode 168 of Tanks and Tuddies, we break down how to attack the ugliest slate of the season with locks, longshots, parlays, and situational betting angles you actually need. Jake and Austin recap a wild Week 17, talk Lions collapse and Packers clinching, debate Malik Willis’ future, and navigate a...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! 🎄 Merry Christmas from Tanks & Tuddies — and we’re coming in HOT for NFL Week 17. Jake just went a perfect 4-0 last week, The Model is on a 4-0 heater, and the Data Backed Model crushed again — so we’re loading the sleigh with locks, longshots, parlays, and touchdown scorers for one of the most chaotic weeks of the NFL season. In Episode 167, we break down our NFL Week 17 picks, including: Jake’s best locks and longshots after a massive bounce-b...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! NFL Week 16 predictions, best bets, locks, longshots, parlays, and TD scorers are LIVE on Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 166 dives into one of the wildest NFL slates of the season as playoff races tighten and chaos takes over the league. Jake and Austin recap a brutal Week 15 before bouncing back with a loaded Week 16 card. Jake unleashes a Rams ML “Drop the Nuke” longshot, while Austin debuts a New Lease on Life Lock of the Week. We break down every lo...