<p>We thought this would be cute. It was not cute.</p><p>For our Valentine’s episode, we asked you to send in your best (and worst) stories… and you absolutely delivered.</p><p>What we got? Romantic. Chaotic. Mildly concerning.</p><p>From delusional expectations to hard reality checks… from grand gestures to emotional plot twists… and yes, even a “I had a crush on my second cousin” confession — we read it all.</p><p>If you’ve ever hyped up Valentine’s Day just to eat takeout in sweats… or experienced a romantic moment that should’ve come with a warning label — this one’s for you.</p><p>And yes. The title makes sense once you listen.</p>