<p><strong>Hello and welcome back to another episode of the </strong><em><strong>Say What! Podcast</strong></em><strong>, joined by returning legends Dirty Boy &amp; Lady P.</strong></p><p>As always, <em>Thoughts of the Week</em> immediately sends the podcast spiralling into chaos, as we question whether expensive 3-ply toilet paper is really necessary when a bag of Salt &amp; Vinegar Walkers could technically do the same job. We also tackle the important issues — can you actually sunburn your arsehole, and what would happen if Wes Craven decided to reboot a wholesome nature documentary?</p><p>Next up is the <em>Poster Round</em>, featuring a bizarre collection that somehow includes Madonna, Where’s Wally, and a fish &amp; chip shop sign that definitely isn’t a tasting menu.</p><p>In Part 2, nostalgia kicks in as we discuss what lived on your childhood shelves, alongside topics nobody requested including wank-stained bedsheets and the deeply unsettling concept of dwarf wallpaper.</p><p>Then comes the legendary <em>Big Nob / Small Nob</em> round, where we discover who’s apparently carrying around a third boxing glove, before wrapping things up with Dirty Boy revealing his ultimate dream career — becoming a call operator for an Australian bank. A true ambition for the ages.</p><p>We hope you enjoy this completely unnecessary descent into madness ❤️</p>