<p>Hello and welcome to a very special edition of the Say What! Podcast, featuring the prestigious 2026 Cock Pageant Awards — joined by returning guest and man of the moment, Big Nose Neil.</p><p>As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, tackling the real issues — like the best foods for warming your hands and just how long the human body can survive on urine alone. Educational… in our own way.</p><p>Big Nose Neil then takes centre stage as he constructs his ultimate woman using nothing but everyday shopping items, while also revealing a slightly concerning passion for lamb breasts. Make of that what you will.</p><p>Things take a turn during the Cock Pageant itself, when Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT lock eyes and share what can only be described as one of the most unexpectedly beautiful moments ever captured on the airwaves ❤️❤️❤️</p><p>We wrap things up in style with a Star Wars–themed nightclub, somehow rope Henry Cavill into the mix, and uncover exactly what Big Pappa J would do if he had a fifth hand. (Spoiler: nothing sensible.)</p><p>So sit back, lower your expectations, and enjoy the chaos....</p>