<p><strong>Welcome to what is quite possibly the most underrated podcast on the planet — mainly because not enough people are listening to have it taken off the air.</strong></p><p>We kick things off with <em>'facts of the week' </em>and learn how a disabled kid died in an ET outfit</p><p>We then attempt to bring a touch of class with a brand-new round: <strong>“Hobby Kits.”</strong> From microscope sets (used for… very specific observations), to nature kits (also somehow used for the same purpose), and glow-in-the-dark planet stickers paired with a black light — which may or may not reveal more about Big Pappa J’s childhood home than anyone needed to know.</p><p>Part two takes a slightly more emotional turn, as Big Pappa J shares a heartfelt story about winning a football competition for an ungrateful child… only to walk away with something far more unexpected — a friendship with two unlikely Wolves fans.</p><p>In part three, we dive into <strong>Alternate TV Shows</strong>, uncovering what Kenneth Williams’ lesser-known relatives might be getting up to, before attempting to round things off with <em>Celebrity Dinner Date</em>.</p><p>Unfortunately, the evening takes a dark turn when a greased-up Mini-Me ends up lifeless on the floor, bringing the whole thing to a premature end.</p><p>We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy looking at semen through a microscope as a child</p><p><strong>Love as always,</strong><br /><strong>Big Pappa J &amp; The Notorious FA-TT ❤️</strong></p>