<p><strong>It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely </strong><em><strong>no</strong></em><strong> New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.</strong></p><p>As always, we dive straight into <em>Thoughts of the Week</em>, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: <strong>is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?</strong></p><p>Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.</p><p>We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: <strong>knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.</strong></p><p>Love and respect as always,<br /><strong>Big Pappa J &amp; The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️</strong></p><p></p>