<p><strong>Hello and welcome back to Part 2 of the </strong><em><strong>Cock Pageant 2026</strong></em><strong> episode.</strong></p><p>This half features this year’s unforgettable entries, as we finally crown the worthy winner of 2026.</p><p>To round off the night, we head into a Star Wars–themed nightclub, where things unfold exactly as you’d expect… and then somehow get worse.</p><p>It’s rude, it’s funny, but mostly it’s completely moronic.</p><p>If you’re the kind of person who still laughs at the word <em>“helmet", </em>in normal conversation<em> </em>this podcast is definitely for you.</p><p>So sit back, lower your expectations, and enjoy the chaos…</p><p>Much Love </p><p>BPJ &amp; N-FATT</p>