<div> <p>The process of tearing apart our consumerist childhoods is far from over, as the Watchcast crew digs this week into G.I. Joe: The Movie, another toy commercial in disguise that comes up with some of the most bonkers stuff this franchise ever saw, both for better and for worse.</p><p><strong>CHAPTERS:<br></strong><br>(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 165: G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)<br>(00:00:18) - Intro.<br>(00:08:47) - A brief history of Government Issue Joe, and our personal fandoms.<br>(00:26:37) - More on the tone of the show, and how that filtered into the movie.<br>(00:30:56) - How this movie came to be, and why it never made it to theaters.<br>(00:39:19) - Talking about our cast (and porno cartoons).<br>(00:51:31) - Are the new grunts as good as the old timers?<br>(00:56:51) - Break!<br>(00:57:40) - We're back and we're already humming this musical number.<br>(01:02:46) - People have had it with Cobra Commander.<br>(01:12:15) - The B.E.T.--no, not that B.E.T.<br>(01:17:16) - Stumbling into Cobra-la.<br>(01:23:46) - Our cavalcade of new stars (toys).<br>(01:40:30) - There's no way Cobra could break in here! And the lore dump to end all lore dumps.<br>(01:57:05) - Falcon gets airdropped into unincorporated Slaughter territory.<br>(02:02:35) - Roadblock and Cobra I Was Once a Commaaaaaannnder escape.<br>(02:09:52) - A sneaking mission to Cobra Island, and it's time to send in the sandworms.<br>(02:16:48) - He's gone into a coma!<br>(02:24:34) - A big dumb battle to end this movie.<br>(02:35:52) - Duke's okay! Somehow!<br>(02:37:57) - Final thoughts.<br>(02:46:46) - Housekeeping for next week's movie: Masters of the Universe!<br>(02:51:31) - Outro.</p></div>