<description>"'Cause baby, now we got bad blood"
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- Ben is perplexed by the ‘void if scratched’ part of scratch off lottery tickets.
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- We analyse the two types of zoot suits.
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- We check in with the Gävle Goat for the first time in 2025.
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- We discuss giant pants and ‘button up people’.
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- Nobody tries to attend a yoga class and ends up in an unusual situation.
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- Nobody explains her theory on why Taylor Swift might be the Zodiac Killer.
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- Ben may have let a murderer into the building.
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- Two penguins may be attending the Moore family Christmas this year.
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- The new season of The Witcher sparks a Liam Hemsworth vs Henry Cavill debate and more...
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"'Cause baby, now we got bad blood"

Episode 80 – Stand Still And Burn

<description>SPOILER WARNING
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This podcast contains a spoiler for Agatha Christie’s 1926 classic The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. If miraculously, you have just ordered this from Amazon and don’t want to know who the killer is, it’s best to listen to this episode after reading the book. 
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Similarly, if you’ve also somehow managed to avoid spoilers for the original Star Wars trilogy and The Sixth Sense and would like to one day experience those unspoiled, it’s best to come back to this podcast after watching those movies.
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Furthermore, if you worry that by simply being told there’s a twist, it will spoil your experience of a movie, there’s a potential spoiler for another movie – which I will refrain from mentioning here for obvious reasons.
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There’s also some discussion about the plot of the videogame Broken Sword 5: The Serpent's Curse, so maybe play that first too.
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Finally, if this is how you found out that that the Carlton AFL team won a football game that you had recorded and were going to watch later, Nobody offers her sincere apologies.
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You know what, it’s probably best to consume every piece of literature, film, videogames, sports and any other major entertainment event in history before listening to this show. For those who still insist on pressing onward, you have been warned!
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"And she’s buying a stairway to Heaven"
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- Ben decides it’s time to check whether Nobody is the Zodiac killer.
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- We play Led Zeppelin backwards and listen for satanic messages.
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- Nobody wants to establish some firm ground rules about spoiler warnings after getting spoiled on a 99-year-old book.
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- Ben poses a hypothetical about living like a hamster for a year.
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- We discuss deadbeat seahorse mothers and the most and least likely animals to commit a crime.
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- Ben recounts a story about an elephant rampaging through a funeral and Nobody teaches us about stingray math.
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"And she's buying a stairway to Heaven"

Episode 79 – Agatha Twistie

<description>"There's a ghost in me who wants to say, I'm sorry"
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- Nobody appreciates the honesty of Bank First.
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- Nobody thinks ghosts are more surprising than scary and we consider the best haunting strategy.
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- Ben proposes a text message alert system after accidentally texting the group chat.
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- Nobody falls on a chain mail sword and we attempt to loophole our way out of being killed by the girl from The Ring.
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- Nobody professes her love of the terrible ‘recall email’ feature.
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- Ben asks how early is too early to get on a waiting list for an aged care facility.
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- Nobody asks Ben how old he feels?
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- Nobody doesn’t understand the economy and we plot our way into the wills of ten thousand people.
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"There's a ghost in me who wants to say, I'm sorry"

Episode 78 – Spooky Ben

<description>"You and your high horse"
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- Ben asks what happened to the tint at the top of a car windshield?
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- We taste test the new M3GAN 2.0 Fanta.
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- Ben takes some time to update his medical history for his dentist.
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- Ben pays tribute to Australian Survivor host Jonathan LaPaglia.
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- Ben shares an uncomfortable moment with the cashier at ALDI.
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- Ben discovers the truth about the mystery meat he ate in Tokyo.
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- Nobody abandons her husband at the PAX video game convention.
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"You and your high horse"

Episode 77 – Tomato Bob: The Tomato Story

<description>"We could fall in love in new shapes"
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- Ben takes aim at the Macquarie Banking app (also known as a bap) and it's mysterious $ button.
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- We make it rain coins at Australian strip clubs and design a range of jeans with dick windows and taint periscopes.
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- Nobody uncovers a Lynx body spray scandal.
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- We discuss the Mother (definitely not Monster and we’d never suggest otherwise) energy drink relaunch and other similar shake ups.
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- Nobody has some strong opinions about ‘scarf season’.
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- Nobody gets a new cat.
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- Ben struggles with his cat sitting duties.
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- Rodney takes a stroll through the skinhead district.
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"We could fall in love in new shapes"

Episode 76 – Goochi

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