Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by the internet's favorite financial expert, Haley Sacks (aka Mrs. Dow Jones), to discuss her new book Future Rich Person. Haley explains that if you don't unpack your money mindset, you’re basically just a seven-year-old in a trench coat making adult financial decisions. We’re talking everything from the scam of "Instagram Face" to the "financial energy" wasted on duplicate Canva subscriptions. Josh gets honest about his childhood "scarcity" mindset, while Haley explains why who you marry is the ultimate make-or-break financial move. From "fair, not equal" dating rules to why you should never take a loan for a handbag, this is a survival guide for getting your money up! Grab the book at mrsdowjones.com/book to stop the financial nihilism and start winning in 2026. Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time. Go to Zenni.com/PODCAST and use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order. Start earning points on rent you're already paying for by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYS Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GUYS at checkout.  Visit www.xyzal.com for more information Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices