Through a bath plughole clogged with decaying hair, Gary Strange listens to a day in the life of Dead Lucy. When the sun rises, she’s a failed educator. When the sun sets, she’s a failed party animal. That is, until a single misplaced child changes everything.

Long-time dweller of the London sewer system, Gary Strange has discovered a unique way to become intimate with his high-rise neighbours: listening to their innermost secrets through plug holes, drainpipes and washing machine fittings. They all have one thing in common - they are desperate for connection. Join Gary amongst the fatbergs and flushed pets as he basks in the joy of filth, encountering stories of bad sex, sad sex and even clown sex.