During his brief stint as a circus rigger, Gary Strange discovers a new way to reach satisfaction. Combining the elephant dung nostalgia of his first circus visit with the clammy-palmed depravity of his deleted search history, Gary recounts his fondest memory: the first time he had sex with a clown.

Long-time dweller of the London sewer system, Gary Strange has discovered a unique way to become intimate with his high-rise neighbours: listening to their innermost secrets through plug holes, drainpipes and washing machine fittings. They all have one thing in common - they are desperate for connection. Join Gary amongst the fatbergs and flushed pets as he basks in the joy of filth, encountering stories of bad sex, sad sex and even clown sex.