<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2382298/open_sms">Send us a text</a></p><p>Step right up — the fair’s in town! The lights are flashing, the funnel cakes are hot, and the carnies are grinning just a little too wide. From creepy clowns to rides that should’ve been condemned in ’92, we’re pulling back the canvas curtain on the true terror lurking behind the midway.</p><p><br/></p><p>We’ll dive into vanishing kids, haunted funhouses, sketchy “safety” inspections, and the long, weird history of fairs as a breeding ground for urban legends and real-life horror.</p><p><br/></p><p>It’s all fried food and Ferris wheels… until someone doesn’t come back.</p><p><br/></p><p>So grab your corn dog, kiss your wristband goodbye, and keep your eyes on the guy behind the prize counter — he might’ve been dead since 1974.</p><p><br/></p><p>This is <em>True Terror on Tap.</em></p><p>https://www.instagram.com/trueterrorontap/<br/><br/></p>