<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2382298/open_sms">Send us a text</a></p><p>You can wrap the gifts, hang the lights, and put on your matching pajamas… but it won’t save you.<br/>Because every December, like clockwork, the chaos begins.</p><p>A public Christmas tree gets chainsawed in the middle of the night.<br/>A guy breaks into someone’s home, unwraps their gifts, and passes out on their couch.<br/>The Gävle Goat? Burned. Again.<br/>And in Nantucket? What starts as a charming holiday stroll turns into a full‑blown brawl in front of a bakery.</p><p>It’s holiday carnage.</p><p>In this episode, we’re diving into the stories behind the blow-ups! The literal and inflatable, from small-town sabotage to international goat arson.<br/>It’s petty. It’s aggressive. It’s festive.<br/>And it’s all real.</p><p>So the next time you plug in that 12-foot snowman and wonder why your neighbor’s giving you side-eye…<br/>Just remember: the war on Christmas isn’t political.<br/>It’s personal.</p><p>This is <em>True Terror on Tap</em>.</p><p><br/></p><p>https://www.instagram.com/trueterrorontap/<br/><br/></p>