Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

Recent Episodes

Luigi "Diary of a CEO Assassin" | EP119 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
DEC 17, 2024
Luigi "Diary of a CEO Assassin" | EP119 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the Assassin who killed a pharmaceutical CEO. Japanese scientist can now read your dreams. Pete try to prank Luke🙄and they have very different views over a woman if she slept with their whole friend group.


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 Intro + CEO Assassin

5:24 women like a man with a big d*ck

8:24 CEO Assassin Pt2

11:32 Good looking men cant be creepy

17:06 Would you except flirtation from a young woman?

19:20 CEO Assassin Pt3

22:30 Americans believe in ghosts 

29:48 Watching a film with your partner

33:43 Scientist can now read dreams 

42:59 Dating a girl who been with all your friends 

59:20 “Question of the week”

1:06:41 Dilemma 


Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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78 MIN
I Found my boyfriends hidden stash of blue pills | EP118 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
DEC 10, 2024
I Found my boyfriends hidden stash of blue pills | EP118 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet


On this episode weeks the boys talk president Biden “Pardoning” his son crimes. Near misses where people don’t have courage to talk someone they’ve seen in person so they post it on the internet in hopes the person they desire will read it. Good guy Pete has some ideas about who deserves what in a divorce and blue pill dilemma 


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete




0:00 Intro + President Biden pardons son for crimes

9:21 when your dads a teacher 

14:57 Pete attacks Tulisa 

24:32 “Missed connections”

27:58 What’s the longest you’ve tried with a woman?

32:40 Teletubbies debate 

37:29 1 in 4 will remain single for their entire life 

40:14 Being judgemental on looks

43:43 The rules on divorce need to be changed 

1:00:35 Dilemma: hidden stash of blue pills 


Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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81 MIN
Conor McGregor: Why does she stay with him? | EP117 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
DEC 3, 2024
Conor McGregor: Why does she stay with him? | EP117 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the Connor McGregor situation from a different angle. Would you be angry if your partner “accidentally” showed your friend their nudes. And a dilemma from a white parent who’s daughter wants to be black.


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 Intro + The missing chocolates 

14:33 Connor McGregor 

33:10 Your wife is worth 500 Million and she cheats, you staying?

44:13 If you were allowed to sleep with other women, would you?

54:17 Woman throws away 569 million bitcoin fortune 

56:05”Dee has done nothing wrong”

59:38 Dilemma: Accidentally showed my boyfriends friend nudes 

1:11:40 Dilemma: My daughter is white but she wants to be black 



Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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87 MIN
Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
NOV 26, 2024
Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk the big Mike Tyson fight and how sad it was to watch it. There is a thing called “Winter Penis” that affects size. How to spot a liar and they have some funny dilemmas, which causes Pete to say Luke trusts women too much.


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 intro 

3:34 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul

5:10 You Need trauma to be a good boxer 

9:01 Mike Tyson Looked really old 

20:27 What makes a good liar?

32:54 Is it weird to hold your male friend around the waist?

36:48 “Winter Penis”

38:16 Washing before meeting a woman 

45:58 Dilemma: My partner took a joke too far, should I leave?

52:48 Dilemma: Racist mum

55:28 Pete accuses Luke of being too soft with women 


Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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67 MIN