Concealed with Art Simone

Who wouldn't want to Art Simone on our tv screens again? Is it possible? Will she return? The short answer is yes, but under very specific conditions.

Everyone is a nepo baby in some sense of the word, Art benefits (kind of) form her nepotism in a very niche way, and like every nepo baby, she can't quite do it as well as Art Simone.

Is this the end? It's up to you... remember, mum's the word.

Meet the dazzling Cassidy!

The Melbourne based DJ is dressed to impressed and will win you over instantly with her charm, but before you fall head over heels for Cassidy, be aware that she is concealing something, and there are clues everywhere...

She has lived a Disney like dream and has balanced the best of both worlds.

Can you figure out who Cassidy is?

Everyone's favourite DILF (Dad I Like to Follow... obviously) Sean Szeps stops by to talk all things poop... poop songs, poop pyjamas, and the most mortifying poop incident we wouldn't wish on a single soul. Three clues, it involves the Sydney Harbour Bridge, a Maccas cup, and live tv.

Then, we are setting down some rules for teenagers to make this world a much safer place for all of us! Don't be dramatic, we're not banning them completely...

And Art unpacks one of the wildest conspiracies on the internet... glitter. But is it really a conspiracy if we know the truth?

Meet Bastien. He has a huge love of fast cars, folding phones, and deep curiousity which has gotten him into trouble more than once...

Sure, Bastien is only in his 40s, and his already retired after selling a very successful business, that's not what he's concealing today... It's all about the colour of the hat he chooses to wear each and everyday.

Can you figure it out?

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Today is Art Simone's birthday!!! But she will NOT be celebrating, all thanks to a party 12 years ago... no she hasn't moved on, and no she shouldn't have to.

Did you see Julia Roberts and Amanda Seyfried wore the same outfit? This happened at one of the biggest drag events, and it was SCANDALOUS! It's a story from the artchives which maybe shouldn't be told... oh well.

We bet no one has ever been obsessed with one film as much as Art Simone does. In fact, no one seems to like this film, except for Art. Is it a problem? Probably.