The Kingmaker Histories

A storm forces the gang to take refuge in a castle with a rich, sexy family whose members definitely, probably, don’t drink blood. Content Warnings: animal death (24:26-24:37) Transcript Link Written by Lou Sutcliffe Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - EisenJosh Rubino - TelesphoreBlythe Renay - ColetteZuwie Lefou - MargueritaNate Washko - AsterCaroline Orejuela - JonquilleTy Coker - KieferLauren Grace Thompson - LilieLou Sutcliffe - Birnbaum Music Used:Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek AbishekChernoye Vedma - Ian PostThe Bats - Vivek AbishekA Thief’s Waltz - Victor LundbergMurder Amongst the Roses - Peter CavalloBird People - Vivek AbishekGreedy Personality - Ludvig MoulinInto the Mist - Vivek Abishek Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Colette hasn’t been herself lately. Content Warnings: unreality, gore (1:29-1:31) (14:16-14:28), threat of self harm (15:42-14:46), body horror (19:56-20:03), choking (29:28-29:43) Transcript Link Written by Addison Peacock Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Addison Peacock - AriadneRichie Ammons- Babyface JohnBlythe Renay - ColetteJosh Rubino - TelesphoreTaqi Nazeer - EisenTy Wilkins - SinclairAdditional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Jasper Taylor Music Used:Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek AbishekDouble Espresso (Ty Simon Mix) - The Original OrchestraThe Circus - Vivek AbishekUnfaithful Doll - Ludvig MoulinChasing the Moon - Vivek AbishekDeer Woman - Vivek AbishekA Short Story of Paris - Max HThe Spirit - Vivek AbishekLate Night Snack - The Fly Guy FiveWhen the Music Goes Around - TeknoAXEWat Dat Dee - TeknoAXEInto the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram  

Unfortunately, the Kingmaker is no longer just the VSR's problem.   Content Warnings: Eating/slurping noises (1:59 - 2:13), body horror/gore (4:22 - 5:14), discussion of animal death (31:14 - 31:55)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Exec. produced by Henry Galley and Ashlee Craft.   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian and Winston Churchill Jenna Rose - Schultz Addison Peacock - Ariadne Elizabeth Plant - Maria Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Pandora Beatrix - Roxana Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Zane Schact - Sir Edward Grey Jake Parr - C Aaron Moy - Harlow Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Austin Lee Matthews   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Murder on the Artlist Express - idokay The Bacon - Vivek Abishek The Kingmaker Histories Theme - Professor Shyguy Succubi - Vivek Abishek Dragons - Vivek Abishek Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek The Door - Vivek Abishek Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Transcript Link Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.   Music by Odd Chap  

Maxim Moretz and his nephew, Dieter, give you tips on how to run a wholesome, ethical, and legitimate family business.   Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance- Graham Rowat - Moretz Zuwie Lefou - Dieter     Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram