"Fine" Dining
"Fine" Dining

"Fine" Dining

Michael Ornelas

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Comedian Michael Ornelas dives deep into the stories behind your favorite chain restaurants like Domino's, BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse, and Long John Silver's before determining if they are better or worse than Chili's: the most mediocre restaurant in America.

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Zaxbys: Good Egg Rolls, Terrible Fries, Mid Chicken
APR 22, 2026
Zaxbys: Good Egg Rolls, Terrible Fries, Mid Chicken
๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฅ Zaxby's Review: Fingerz, Wings, and a Whole Lot of Disagreement ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ— We're back at Zaxby's with Alex Stedman (@alex.paisley.stedman), and this one is...divisive. We did not see eye to eye on a LOT of these items, the vibes were aggressively brown, and one unexpected menu item rose above it all as the most consistent treat. ๐Ÿ— Fingerz & Wings Meal with Tongue Torch Sauce Sparks Debate ๐Ÿž Texas Toast Holds It Down (As It Usually Does) for Michael Only ๐ŸฅŸ Veggie Egg Rolls Somehow Become the MVP ๐Ÿฅ’ Fried Pickles: Alex Says Nay ๐Ÿช Chocolate Chip Cookie Is Straight-Up Garbage ๐Ÿฐ Fried Cheesecake Bites with Strawberry Sauce (Alex Only!) ๐Ÿค  "Retro Farmhouse" Decor That Feels More Like a Saloon ๐ŸŽญ Alex's Best & Worst Restaurant Stories: Rule-Breaking Fallout vs. Recency Bias ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: How does Zaxby's compare to the other chicken chains? ๐Ÿ“ข SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY: ๐ŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, extended Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast ๐Ÿ’ฌ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4 ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast ๐ŸŽค Guest: Alex Stedman | IG: @alex.paisley.stedman Patreon Producers:Sue Ornelas, Joyce Van, & Robert McLaughlin Patreon Subscribers:David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley Free Patreon Followers:Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, & Crystal C. ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: I dive into the history of Tony Roma's with Gabe Legg.
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53 MIN
Zaxbys: Chicken Fingerz, The "Sauce Boss," and The Letter "Z"
APR 15, 2026
Zaxbys: Chicken Fingerz, The "Sauce Boss," and The Letter "Z"
๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฅ Zaxbys: Sauce Boss, $16K Beginnings, and the Cult of the Z ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ— Brought to you by the 2025 Septemburger Tournament bracket winner Craig Majors, this week, I'm joined by actress and improvisor Alex Stedman (@alex.paisley.stedman) to break down the history of Zaxbys. From a tiny college chicken joint called "Zax" to a 1,000+ location powerhouse, this is a story of an obsession with the letter Z that borders on ztupid. We dig into their rise, their ownership changes, and how this Southern favorite carved out its niche in the chicken wars. Also which is a better improv name: Tony Townley or Bernard Acoca? ๐Ÿ— Humble Beginnings: Just $16,000 and a Dream Called "Zax" ๐Ÿ“ˆ Rapid Growth to Over 1,000 Locations Nationwide ๐Ÿ’ฐ Acquisition by Goldman Sachs (Now Do Me Next!) ๐Ÿ‘” New Leadership from a Former El Pollo Loco CEO ๐Ÿ“บ "Sauce Boss" Ads That Don't Deliver on the Promised Vibe ๐Ÿ”ค A Brand Identity Built Almost Entirely Around the Letter Z ๐Ÿšฝ Alex's Dream Restaurant #1: Eat on a Toilet for Maximum Efficiency ๐Ÿ’˜ Alex's Dream Restaurant #2: A Dining Experience for Singles to Meet โญ Yelp from Strangers: Ken R. Decides His Wife Also Won't Be Returning ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Is the Zaxbys branding genius, or just a little too Zilly (I'm not proud of that...)? ๐Ÿ“ข SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY: ๐ŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, extended Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast ๐Ÿ’ฌ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4 ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast ๐ŸŽค Guest: Alex Stedman | IG: @alex.paisley.stedman Patreon Producers:Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van Patreon Subscribers:David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley Free Patreon Followers:Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C. ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: It's time to put Zaxbys to the Chili's Test with Alex Stedman.
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45 MIN
Torchy's Tacos is So Good
APR 8, 2026
Torchy's Tacos is So Good
๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ Torchy's Tacos Review: Damn Good (Hey! That's Their Slogan!) ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒฎ We're back at Torchy's Tacos with my mom Sue Ornelas, and despite forgotten items, cooled-off food, and a few service hiccups, this ended up being a remarkably positive experience. The decor is packed with personality (pitchfork door handles are peak), and the food carries the day. Also, we unpack the long-standing psychological damage Torchy's has done to me assuming guacamole has cheese on it. ๐ŸŒฎ The Threesome: Tomatillo Salsa, Guacamole (with Cotija cheese smh...), and Queso ๐ŸŒฝ Street Corn That Shows Up Ready to Play ๐ŸŒฎ Taco Gauntlet: The Democrat, Green Chile Pork, Brushfire, Wrangler, and Baja Shrimp ๐Ÿฉ Churros Close Things Out Strong ๐Ÿง€ Cotija vs. "Cojita": A Full Mandela Effect Crisis ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Torchy's Made Me Ask If Guac Has Cheese Everywhere Else ๐Ÿด Service Misfires But at Least They're Nice About It ๐Ÿฐ Sue's Best & Worst Restaurant Stories: Sleeping Waiters and a Real-Life Wine Castle ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Does great food outweigh bad service, or is that a dealbreaker for you? ๐Ÿ“ข SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY: ๐ŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, extended Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast ๐Ÿ’ฌ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4 ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast ๐ŸŽค Guest: Sue Ornelas Patreon Producers:Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van Patreon Subscribers:David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley Free Patreon Followers:Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C. ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: I cover the restaurant requested by my Septemburger bracket winner, a fried chicken chain called Zaxby's with actor, comedian, and friend Alex Stedman.
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51 MIN
Torchy's Tacos: The Next Great Mexican Chain?
APR 1, 2026
Torchy's Tacos: The Next Great Mexican Chain?
๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ Torchy's Tacos: From Trailer Park to Taco Empire (Damn Good Origins!) ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒฎ This week, I'm joined by my mom, Sue Ornelas, to dig into the history of Torchy's Tacos. From humble trailer beginnings to an expanding national chain, Torchy's built its reputation on pork tacos, the devil, and tacos named after political affiliations. We talk about its early days, the wild marketing stunts, and whether this Austin-born taco spot has what it takes to become one of the next dominant Mexican chains in America (eagle sound). ๐ŸŒฎ Founder Hustle: Free Tacos from a Red Vespa to Build the Brand ๐Ÿ•๏ธ Trailer Park Origins and Eating at the Original Location ๐Ÿ“ฃ The "Damn Good" Slogan Came Straight from Customers ๐ŸŽ‰ SXSW Parachute Drop Is Badass ๐Ÿ“ˆ Expansion Across 15+ States and Growing Fast ๐Ÿ”ฎ Could Torchy's Become the Next Big National Mexican Chain? ๐ŸŽก Sue's Dream Restaurant: A Game Show Wheel That Builds Your Meal ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ Yelp Drama: Staff Steals Your Purse and Still 3 Stars?! ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Is Torchy's actually "Damn Good," or just great marketing? ๐Ÿ“ข SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY: ๐ŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, extended Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast ๐Ÿ’ฌ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4 ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast ๐ŸŽค Guest: Sue Ornelas (my mom!) Patreon Producers:Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van Patreon Subscribers:David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley Free Patreon Followers:Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C. ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We're back w/my mom to put Torchy's Tacos to the Chili's Test.
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40 MIN
The Burger Den (Denny's) Ghost Kitchen Review (or: Saved by the Claw Machine)
MAR 25, 2026
The Burger Den (Denny's) Ghost Kitchen Review (or: Saved by the Claw Machine)
๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘ป The Burger Den (Denny's?!): We Ate INSIDE a Ghost Kitchenโ€ฆ and It Felt Illegal ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ” Ansley Layne (@spookyfoodie) and I return to paranormally investigate The Burger Den, exceptโ€ฆwe're now criminals. Eating inside the Denny's, being served like it was completely normal, despite the Burger Den being take-out only?? My stars!! Our waitress actually served us despite not expecting a tip (which she DID receive), the food ranged from "dad cooked this" to "please stop cooking," and there was a claw machine full of absolute nonsense. ๐Ÿ” Wake & Bacon Burger and the Double the Fun Burger (But Not Actually That Burger) ๐ŸŸ Wavy Fries That Get Worseโ€ฆand Worseโ€ฆand Worse ๐Ÿง… Onion Rings That Save the Food Somewhat ๐Ÿฅค Oreo & Strawberry Shakes โ“ The Mystery of the All-American Sauce Remains UNSOLVED ๐Ÿšฝ A Bathroom So Bad Ansley Refuses to Participate ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ Unexpected Table Service at a "Takeout-Only" Dining Concept ๐ŸชŸ Transparent Ad Screens That Feel Like Sci-Fi ๐Ÿงธ Claw Machine with Italian AI Brain Rot Plushies (including the Legendary Tire Frog) ๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Would YOU eat inside a ghost kitchen if you technically weren't supposed to? ๐Ÿ“ข SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY: ๐ŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, extended Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast ๐Ÿ’ฌ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4 ๐ŸŽฅ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw ๐Ÿ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast ๐ŸŽค Guest: Ansley Layne | IG: @spookyfoodie Patreon Producers:Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van Patreon Subscribers:David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley Free Patreon Followers:Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael, Crystal C. ๐Ÿ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: I dive into the history of Torchy's Tacos with my mom.
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57 MIN