"Fine" Dining
"Fine" Dining

"Fine" Dining

Michael Ornelas

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Comedian Michael Ornelas dives deep into the stories behind your favorite chain restaurants like Cracker Barrel, McDonald's, and Dunkin' before determining if they are better or worse than Chili's: the most mediocre restaurant in America.

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The Old Spaghetti Factory: "Why the Trolley?", Mizithra Cheese, & the Nashville Bombing
DEC 3, 2025
The Old Spaghetti Factory: "Why the Trolley?", Mizithra Cheese, & the Nashville Bombing

πŸπŸš‹πŸ•―οΈ The Old Spaghetti Factory: Trolleys, Mizithra, and Guss Dussin's Dream πŸ•―οΈπŸš‹πŸ

This week, VyVy Nguyen (@cest_la_vyvy) joins me for a deep dive into the charming, old-world history of The Old Spaghetti Factory. We uncover how a humble warehouse filled with antiques became one of America's most distinctive restaurant chains, complete with a refurbished trolley car centerpiece and chandeliers that make every meal feel like a special occasion. From its signature mizithra cheese and brown butter pasta to a story of explosive disaster, this chain has us asking the question: is "meat sauce" a good euphemism for jizz?

🏭 Founded in a Real Warehouse Filled with Antique DΓ©cor πŸš‹ The Iconic Refurbished Trolley Car in Nearly Every Location πŸ§€ The Legendary Mizithra Cheese & Brown Butter Dish πŸ”₯ How the Nashville Bombing Led to a Lost Lease πŸ‘‘ Founder Guss Dussin Has the Best Name in Restaurant History 🍽️ A Reviewer So Petty He Roasted a Waiter from Another Restaurant Too

πŸ’¬ COMMENT BELOW: Have you ever eaten inside one of The Old Spaghetti Factory's trolleys?

πŸ“’ SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY: πŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, full Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast πŸ’¬ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4 πŸŽ₯ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/@finediningpodcast πŸ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast 🎀 Guest: VyVy Nguyen | IG: @cest_la_vyvy

Patreon Producers: Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

Patreon Subscribers: David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

Free Patreon Followers: Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, & Steff

πŸ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: VyVy returns as the Bridge Season continues with the history of Islands Fine Burgers & Drinks, a tropical twist on California casual dining!

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42 MIN
I Hate Garfield Because of Buffalo Wild Wings GO
NOV 19, 2025
I Hate Garfield Because of Buffalo Wild Wings GO

πŸƒπŸ”₯πŸ— Buffalo Wild Wings GO: Garfield, Barbed Wire, and the Blazin' Knockout πŸ—πŸ”₯πŸƒ

This week, Shannon Bengston (@SSBengston) returns as we finally taste the chaos that is Buffalo Wild Wings GO. From an earnest-but-overwhelmed employee taking our order to a blaring Garfield cartoon that won't stop looping, this meal tests not just our patience, but the limits of the Chili's Test itself.

πŸ₯€ Mountain Dew Legend: Terrible 🍟 Desert Heat Fries Are Incredible 🍫 Chocolate Chunk Brownie = The One True Winner πŸ— Mango Habanero: The GOATed Sauce? πŸ”₯ Golden Fire Wings: The Exclusive B-Dubs GO Flavor πŸ₯΅ Blazin' Knockout Wings Make Shannon Cry πŸ‘Ύ PokΓ©mon Shouldn't Look Like People (Apparently) 🌡 Shannon's Worst Meal Ever Involved Barbed Wire πŸ’€ Will Buffalo Wild Wings GO Surpass Chili's, or Fail the Test?

πŸ’¬ COMMENT BELOW: What's the worst dining distraction you've ever experienced?

πŸ“’ SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY: πŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, full Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast πŸ’¬ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4 πŸŽ₯ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/@finediningpodcast πŸ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast 🎀 Guest: Shannon Bengston | IG: @SSBengston

Patreon Producers: Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

Patreon Subscribers: David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

Free Patreon Followers: Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, & Aaron Hubbard

πŸ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We dive into the whimsical nostalgia of The Old Spaghetti Factory with returning guest VyVy Nguyen to dive deep into trolley lore.

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63 MIN
Buffalo Wild Wings: The Fourth Jonas Brother, Hank the Buffalo, and The Lost "W"
NOV 12, 2025
Buffalo Wild Wings: The Fourth Jonas Brother, Hank the Buffalo, and The Lost "W"

πŸƒπŸ”₯πŸ— Buffalo Wild Wings GO: The Fourth Jonas, Blazin' Heat & a Fightin' Manager πŸ—πŸ”₯πŸƒ

This week, Shannon Bengston (@SSBengston) joins me to trace the wild story behind Buffalo Wild Wings GO: from its roots as "BW3" in Columbus, Ohio to its modern takeout-only spin-off. We cover Hank the Buffalo, the forgotten Weck sandwich, and the Jonas Brothers ad campaign (yes, including the mysterious fourth Jonas). Plus, Shannon dreams up her own spooky restaurant concept, The Raven, while we cover some of the craziest Yelp reviews including one where the manager challenged a customer to a fight.

🏈 What the Weck? Sports on Kummelweck πŸƒ Hank the Buffalo: Mascot or Menace? 🎸 The Jonas Brothers (All Four of Them) Join the Ad Campaign 🌢️ The Blazin' Challenge: Heat, Headbands, and Disappointment πŸ‘» Shannon's Haunted Dream Restaurant Pitch: The Raven πŸ—£οΈ Yelp Review Drama: A Manager Threatens to "Take This Outside" πŸ— Why Buffalo Wild Wings GO Exists (and What It Means for the Brand)

πŸ’¬ COMMENT BELOW: Have you ever done the Blazin' Challenge, and did you actually survive it?

πŸ“’ SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY: πŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, full Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast πŸ’¬ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4 πŸŽ₯ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/@finediningpodcast πŸ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast 🎀 Guest: Shannon Bengston | IG: @SSBengston

Patreon Producers: Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

Patreon Subscribers: David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

Free Patreon Followers: Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, & Aaron Hubbard

πŸ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We actually review Buffalo Wild Wings GO. The food, the lack of service, and why we now hate Garfield the cat!

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44 MIN
Outback Steakhouse: "No Rules, Just Right," Survivor, & Bloomin' Onion Perfection
NOV 5, 2025
Outback Steakhouse: "No Rules, Just Right," Survivor, & Bloomin' Onion Perfection

πŸ₯©πŸ¦˜πŸΊ Outback Steakhouse: "No Rules, Just Right," Survivor, & Bloomin' Onion Perfection 🍺🦘πŸ₯©

This week, I'm joined by VyVy Nguyen (@cest_la_vyvy) to explore the not-so-Australian history of Outback Steakhouse, the restaurant that proves authenticity is optional when the vibes are right. From a "No Rules, Just Right" slogan that's maybe a little too spicy, to Survivor contestants earning an Outback feast as a reward, we dive deep into the steakhouse that brought the Outback to America (without ever visiting Australia). Plus, I announce the winner of the Septemburger 2025 drawing and debut a brand-new theme song to kick off the Bridge Season between Seasons 3 and 4!

πŸ₯© Is Outback the Best Chain Restaurant of Them All? 🍽️ The Four Founders Who'd Never Been to Australia πŸ§… The Birth of the Bloomin' Onion: A Golden Fried Masterpiece 🦘 Is it Okay to Get Naked in an Outback Steakhouse? πŸ”₯ The U.K. Rejects Outback πŸ“Ί The Iconic Survivor Episode Featuring an Outback Feast πŸͺ© A Yelper Brings up "Trauma Bonding" πŸ† Announcing the Winner of the Septemburger 2025 Drawing

πŸ’¬ COMMENT BELOW: What's your go-to order at Outback Steakhouse?

πŸ“’ SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY: πŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, full Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast πŸ’¬ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4 πŸŽ₯ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/@finediningpodcast πŸ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast 🎀 Guest: VyVy Nguyen | IG: @cest_la_vyvy

Patreon Producers: Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

Patreon Subscribers: David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

Free Patreon Followers: Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, & Aaron Hubbard

πŸ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: We cover the history of Buffalo Wild Wings GO with Shannon Bengston β€” diving into the delivery-focused spin-off of a sports bar classic!

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45 MIN
Hometown Buffet: Absolute Trash
OCT 29, 2025
Hometown Buffet: Absolute Trash

πŸ₯΄πŸ½οΈπŸš« Hometown Buffet: The Absolute Bottom of the Tchotchke of Mediocrity 🚫🍽️πŸ₯΄

This week, we revisit a meal that has haunted me since 2014: Hometown Buffet, the worst restaurant experience of my life. Joined by Trey Burch, I relive the sleepy Sunday morning buffet that somehow managed to fail at everything. From nonexistent service to questionable sushi, this trip back to mediocrity's basement proves exactly why this chain is extinct (and deserves to be).

πŸ“‰ The Rise and Fall of Hometown Buffet: 4 Bankruptcies and a "Scatter Bar" Concept πŸ₯΄ A Nearly Empty Sunday Brunch is the Reddest of Flags 🚫 No Service, No Bussing, Just a Neighboring Table for Dirty Plates 🍣 Trey Eats Sushi at a Low-Grade Buffet (and Lives to Tell About It) πŸ₯“ Every Food Item Somehow Worse Than the Last 😷 Sneeze Guards Positioned Way Too High to Help Anyone 😑 The Manager Who Told a Guest Her Refund Was "Unfair" πŸ’€ Declared: The Definitive 0.00/10 on the Tchotchke of Mediocrity πŸͺ¦ A Buffet So Bad, I'm Glad It's Gone

πŸ’¬ COMMENT BELOW: What's the worst restaurant you've ever eaten at?

πŸ“’ SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY: πŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, full Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast πŸ’¬ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4 πŸŽ₯ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/@finediningpodcast πŸ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast

Patreon Producers: Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

Patreon Subscribers: David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

Free Patreon Followers: Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, & Aaron Hubbard

πŸ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: The Bridge Season begins with the history of Outback Steakhouse with my guest, returning favorite VyVy Nguyen.

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79 MIN