<p>When a rappeler is stuck or injured they may have to be lowered. Rigging releasable provides quick and easy rescue options to the team. </p><p>Also, the world&#39;s first canyoneering rap song!  (Lyrics below.)</p><p>---------------------------------------------</p><p>The canyon’s callin’; Rodcle’s haulin’; Don’t forget the rope; Or you&#39;ll be free-fallin’</p><p>Bike helmet’s packed; the Hoka’s strapped; Cuz da’ noob is greener than a Benjamin stack.</p><p>Vocal Ninjas, flossin’ topo; Grindin’ peaks, like a hippo; Shoulda rode a horseback; Thai-ger, give my biner back</p><p>Packin’ the ATC; Friction free; Falling faster than Death Valley scree.</p><p>The anchor’s bomber; Don&#39;t call for mama; Smoother on the line than Barack Obama</p><p>Vocal Ninjas, with the swagbags; Moonwalkin, on a rock crag; Squeezin, in a slot crack; Thai-ger, give my biner back!</p><p>Da’ Feet are ready; Brake hand is steady; I&#39;m about to rap; Get the confetti ready.</p><p>The VT’s wrapped; Crowd’s ready to clap; Gotta get moving; Cuz I need my nap.</p><p>Vocal Ninjas, with the jet lag; Dropping bombs, like a rope bag; I&#39;m a pro rapper, give me some slack; Thai-ger, give my biner back!</p><p>Yeah, no time for delay; Callin’ for a belay; Movin’ slow on the line; Like seniors at a buffet</p><p>Time to call SAR; It’s (0.4) point four to the car; But my water’s warm; And da’ phone’s got one bar</p><p>Vocal Ninjas, biner airtags; Making fun of, climber dirtbags; Quick, on the comeback; Thai-ger give my biner back!</p><p>Yeah; Give my biner back.  </p><p>Uh, Yeah; My iPhone says it&#39;s at your house dogg.</p><p>Dang; Calling SAR again.</p><p>Just want my biner back...</p>

Canyon Tech

Wayne Myers

Please Release Me

APR 4, 202526 MIN
Canyon Tech

Please Release Me

APR 4, 202526 MIN

Description

<p>When a rappeler is stuck or injured they may have to be lowered. Rigging releasable provides quick and easy rescue options to the team. </p><p>Also, the world&#39;s first canyoneering rap song! (Lyrics below.)</p><p>---------------------------------------------</p><p>The canyon’s callin’; Rodcle’s haulin’; Don’t forget the rope; Or you&#39;ll be free-fallin’</p><p>Bike helmet’s packed; the Hoka’s strapped; Cuz da’ noob is greener than a Benjamin stack.</p><p>Vocal Ninjas, flossin’ topo; Grindin’ peaks, like a hippo; Shoulda rode a horseback; Thai-ger, give my biner back</p><p>Packin’ the ATC; Friction free; Falling faster than Death Valley scree.</p><p>The anchor’s bomber; Don&#39;t call for mama; Smoother on the line than Barack Obama</p><p>Vocal Ninjas, with the swagbags; Moonwalkin, on a rock crag; Squeezin, in a slot crack; Thai-ger, give my biner back!</p><p>Da’ Feet are ready; Brake hand is steady; I&#39;m about to rap; Get the confetti ready.</p><p>The VT’s wrapped; Crowd’s ready to clap; Gotta get moving; Cuz I need my nap.</p><p>Vocal Ninjas, with the jet lag; Dropping bombs, like a rope bag; I&#39;m a pro rapper, give me some slack; Thai-ger, give my biner back!</p><p>Yeah, no time for delay; Callin’ for a belay; Movin’ slow on the line; Like seniors at a buffet</p><p>Time to call SAR; It’s (0.4) point four to the car; But my water’s warm; And da’ phone’s got one bar</p><p>Vocal Ninjas, biner airtags; Making fun of, climber dirtbags; Quick, on the comeback; Thai-ger give my biner back!</p><p>Yeah; Give my biner back.  </p><p>Uh, Yeah; My iPhone says it&#39;s at your house dogg.</p><p>Dang; Calling SAR again.</p><p>Just want my biner back...</p>