<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>[email protected]</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>00:00 - Intro: Our tour journey and what to expect from this episode</p><p>00:20 - Hilarious tour start and Belfast dressing room chaos</p><p>02:18 - Tour highlights and strange fan encounters</p><p>04:10 - Strictly dance wins and the chaos around voting</p><p>05:50 - Funny school stories and learning disabilities on tour</p><p>07:45 - The drunken Irish night out and mishaps</p><p>12:05 - The epic night out in Newcastle gone wrong</p><p>14:10 - Stage antics and the drunken club appearance stories</p><p>18:20 - Audience antics, fan stories, and backstage surprises</p><p>22:18 - The mysterious "Chopped Cow" fanfic and ridiculous fan interactions</p><p>26:37 - Audience behavior, crowd engagement, and wildest moments</p><p>30:45 - General tour reflections, upcoming shows, and the travel chaos</p><p>35:42 - The differences between social media fans and live audiences</p><p>37:14 - Tour wrap-up, gratitude to fans, and future plans</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>