<p><em>&quot;The war on drugs will never be won as long as people can pee and poo in a bucket.&quot; - Jack</em></p><p><strong>Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life</strong>, aside from being a mouthful, tries to raise the stakes on the first entry by sending Lara on a globe-spanning quest to stop a mythic device that could end the world, but mostly settles for repeating the motions of a video game without the player’s sense of control. Angelina Jolie’s effortless confidence does a lot of the heavy lifting as the film hops between exotic locations, elaborate traps, and villains who feel more like obstacles than characters. It’s slick and energetic, yet oddly weightless, an adventure that looks impressive in motion while never quite convincing you there’s anything truly at risk beyond the next action set piece.</p><p><br></p><p><a href="http://www.patreon.com/worsepeople"><strong>Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople</strong></a></p><p><br></p><p><a href="http://shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com/"><strong>Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com</strong></a></p>