<p>Are you a horror icon? Here's a checklist to find out:</p><p> - Are you now or have you ever worn a mask made of your victims' skin?</p><p> - Do teenagers having intercourse near moonlit lakes make you murderous with rage?</p><p> - Has the queer community inexplicably claimed you as an aspirational figure?</p><p> - Have you recently begun to suspect that you are essentially immortal?</p><p> - Does blood make you climax?</p><p></p><p> If the answer to all of these is yes, you're either-- sorry to say -- one of the Pals, or -- congratulations! -- a horror icon! Maybe we talk about you in this episode? </p><p>Only one way to find out!</p>