<p>What's the best strategy to get taxi-drivin' Margaret's attention? </p><p>Or what could I say in order to compel a lady quite contrary to violently vomit frozen rain? </p><p>In fact, what is perhaps the closest near-perfect rhyme for the all-too-common social justice slogan, "Protect gay Clefairy"? </p><p>That's right: Project Hail Mary. </p><p>As it turns out, also a movie.</p>