<p>People are always talking about how good urns are in the east (they won't shup up about it!), but have you ever stopped to consider: what's the best west urn? And if you're thinking '70s urns, '80s urns or - God help you - '90s urns, we'd all like to know what Marty McFly's like in person, cos you livin' in the past, sucka, and gotta come back to nowadays and think about the Best West Urns of the 21st Century. What do you think happens to dead cowboys? West urns. Where did people used to spit out that wet tobaccah? West urns! What did people used to say about Kanye when he was still a billionaire and not a disgraced neo-Nazi? Damn, this dude's pretty sick, I bet that he makes a lot of money off of this, but not was much as the man who first conceived of the miracle receptacles that are WEST URNS! Anyway, we're talkin' modern westerns, y'all. Yee-Pal!</p>