<p>Fakery News! Everybody&#39;s favorite news anchor, Aaron, is joined by his field/sports/weather reporter Nika, and sportscaster/weatherman Matthew, in this weekly segment of Fakery News, the realest fakest news to plague the nation! This news is absolutely astonishing, you&#39;ll have to hear it to believe it! Do you need a baby microwave? Well that&#39;s what your brain will feel like if you don&#39;t listen now! (Side effects of not watching Fakery News do not include baby microwave brain injuries (BMBJ), but do include concussions, internal bleeding, collapsed lungs, and shattered ribcages/broken bones. These symptoms do line up with that of a car crash, but that&#39;s definitely just coincidental.) </p>