<description>&lt;p&gt;We've missed you all!!! We've got pod updates for you! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;PLUS: Brittany's special is out this Tuesday October 21st 8pm (EST) on her YouTube! Watch it, share it, comment with clown emojis, tell your friends! And if you haven't subscribed yet, do it now: https://www.youtube.com/@brittonuscardwell&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thank you all for listening and we'll be back soon! &lt;/p&gt;
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We've missed you all!!! We've got pod updates for you! PLUS: Brittany's special is out this Tuesday October 21st 8pm (EST) on her YouTube! Watch it, share it, comment with clown emojis, tell your friends! And if you haven't subscribed yet, do it now: https://www.youtube.com/@brittonuscardwellThank you all for listening and we'll be back soon!

UPDATES + BRITTANY'S SPECIAL IS COMING OUT! 

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ali unloads on an unsuspecting man about Tony Hawk Pro Skater, CYK, and Bam Margera. Brittany gets kidnapped at a Vegas bachelorette party by a Seinfeld enthusiast. A man tries to convince a woman he’s “normal” by jumping into a sprinkler. Memories of phd balance testing strips, embarrassing pillow talk, and The Joker.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brittany’s special is coming out SOON!!! Look out for it on her Youtube, and subscribe if you haven’t already! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at &lt;a href="mailto:worthlessclownspod@gmail.com"&gt;worthlessclownspod@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;theme music by Adam Turay&lt;/p&gt;
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Ali unloads on an unsuspecting man about Tony Hawk Pro Skater, CYK, and Bam Margera. Brittany gets kidnapped at a Vegas bachelorette party by a Seinfeld enthusiast. A man tries to convince a woman he’s “normal” by jumping into a sprinkler. Memories of phd balance testing strips, embarrassing pillow talk, and The Joker. Brittany’s special is coming out SOON!!! Look out for it on her Youtube, and subscribe if you haven’t already!  For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at <a href="mailto:worthlessclownspod@gmail.com">worthlessclownspod@gmail.com</a> theme music by Adam Turay

I HAVE A PHD IN TONY HAWK PRO SKATER

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ali befriends a fellow fish tank owner, and roasts Ed Sheeran and Harvard, bigtime. Brittany keeps mistaking Jenna Ortega for her nephew, and holds a stingray by the lips. Laura Loomer gets PUNK’D. Memories of minigolf strategy, trying Kibbles N Bits, and waiting for the other shoe to drop.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at &lt;a href="mailto:worthlessclownspod@gmail.com"&gt;worthlessclownspod@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;theme music by Adam Turay&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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Ali befriends a fellow fish tank owner, and roasts Ed Sheeran and Harvard, bigtime. Brittany keeps mistaking Jenna Ortega for her nephew, and holds a stingray by the lips. Laura Loomer gets PUNK’D. Memories of minigolf strategy, trying Kibbles N Bits, and waiting for the other shoe to drop. For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube! Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at <a href="mailto:worthlessclownspod@gmail.com">worthlessclownspod@gmail.com</a> theme music by Adam Turay

I'M THE FISH TANK GUY

<description>&lt;p&gt;Our very good friend Kelly Taylor joins us!! Kelly blacks out, then wakes up outside her situationship’s house. Ali’s having trouble laughing with a pulled rib muscle, and Brittany’s bathroom ceiling collapses. Memories of answering the phone “this is she”, hating showers, and guys with records. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Follow Kelly @hellothisiskelly and check out her pod “I feel fat today”! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at &lt;a href="mailto:worthlessclownspod@gmail.com"&gt;worthlessclownspod@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;theme music by Adam Turay&lt;/p&gt;
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Our very good friend Kelly Taylor joins us!! Kelly blacks out, then wakes up outside her situationship’s house. Ali’s having trouble laughing with a pulled rib muscle, and Brittany’s bathroom ceiling collapses. Memories of answering the phone “this is she”, hating showers, and guys with records.  Follow Kelly @hellothisiskelly and check out her pod “I feel fat today”!  For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube! Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at <a href="mailto:worthlessclownspod@gmail.com">worthlessclownspod@gmail.com</a> theme music by Adam Turay

THE SMELLIEST GIRL IN GYM CLASS w/ Kelly Taylor

<description>&lt;p&gt;Brittany gets falsely accused of cheating on a math test based entirely on her poorly written 4s. Ali is introduced to an acquaintance and immediately bullies him into submission. A man obsessed with the psychology of clapping puts his theories to the test and gets ripped to shreds in peer review. Memories of bonding with dads over terrible New York apartments, the best side of the bed, and the Dean Scream. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at &lt;a href="mailto:worthlessclownspod@gmail.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;worthlessclownspod@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;theme music by Adam Turay&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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Brittany gets falsely accused of cheating on a math test based entirely on her poorly written 4s. Ali is introduced to an acquaintance and immediately bullies him into submission. A man obsessed with the psychology of clapping puts his theories to the test and gets ripped to shreds in peer review. Memories of bonding with dads over terrible New York apartments, the best side of the bed, and the Dean Scream.  For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube! Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at <a href="mailto:worthlessclownspod@gmail.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">worthlessclownspod@gmail.com</a> theme music by Adam Turay

THE PSYCHOLOGY OF CLAPPING 101

a podcast about how stupid we all are, hosted by NYC comedians Ali O'Neil &amp; Brittany Cardwell

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