The Therapy Crouch
The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.



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Recent Episodes

Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?
MAR 6, 2025
Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s all about you lot! Peter and Abbey open up the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, tackling your most hilarious, awkward, and downright bizarre questions.


From the secrets behind their marriage to unexpected confessions, nothing is off-limits as the duo share unfiltered takes on relationships, family dramas, and the occasional football-related rant. Expect plenty of oversharing, a few classic Peter blunders, and some seriously questionable advice

in this jam-packed episode of The Therapy Crouch!


And, of course, we dive into the Agony Abs, where one listener finds themselves caught between

romance and revenge, and another wonders if their partner's unique bedroom habit is a red flag.

Got a burning question for Abbey & Peter? Drop it in the comments or send it our way for the next AMA!


If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


00:00 – Welcome to the AMA

04:15 – An outrageous question!

10:30 – Abbey exposes Peter

17:50 – Our biggest fight as a couple

23:05 – bizarre dating dilemma’s

29:40 – Peter’s thoughts on modern relationships

35:25 – The most ridiculous thing Abbey has ever bought

42:10 – Agony Abs

48:30 – Peter’s wildest dressing room story

54:55 – Marriage advice

1:02:15 – Abbey’s completely lost for words

1:08:40 – what’s coming next!


To contact us:


Email: [email protected]


Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


For more from Peter


https://twitter.com/petercrouch


For more from Abbey


https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


Our clips channel


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg



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What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!
MAR 4, 2025
What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two special guests—McFly drummer and presenter Harry Judd, and The One Show’s very own Alex Jones. Together, they co-host the new podcast BINGE!, all about the eternal struggle of choosing what to watch.


The group dives into the chaos of married life, the unexpected ways TV taste can ruin relationships, and whether binge-watching is a bonding experience or a battleground.


Harry reflects on McFly’s 21-year journey, their tour with Busted, and how band life has changed now that most of them are dads. 


Alex shares wild behind-the-scenes stories from The One Show, including the most bizarre guests ever.


Also on the agenda—an Agony Abs dilemma that has the group in stitches: should a die-hard Oasis fan take his wife or his best mate to the gig of a lifetime? Plus, a completely insane fertility ‘hack’ involving walnuts that left everyone speechless.


If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


00:00 - Intro

06:05 – How BINGE! was born.

08:45One Show appearance gone wrong…

10:01 – Pete’s Real Housewives obsession.

15:26 – McFly’s 21st anniversary.

24:04 – The struggles of marriage & kids

30:24 – School-gate politics.

35:35 – Who is pickier when it comes to binge-watching?

38:11 – The great bedtime battle.

44:40 – The Oasis ticket controversy.

46:08 – The walnut fertility hack.

48:45 – Final thoughts.


To contact us: 


Email: [email protected] 


Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


For more from Peter


https://twitter.com/petercrouch


For more from Abbey


https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


Our clips channel


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg



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50 MIN
Does Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth
FEB 27, 2025
Does Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Peter and Abbey answer the burning questions sent in by you, the listeners! 


Abbey and Peter debate what they’d give up for Lent (hint: Abbey’s phone addiction might be on the chopping block), share their brutally honest thoughts on turning 30, and settle the age-old question—what’s the ultimate long-haul flight outfit?


Abbey makes a shocking confession about her real last name, Peter shares his football wisdom for aspiring young players, and the couple hilariously dissect the deeper meaning behind their favourite animals—expect everything from spiritual awakenings to outright disbelief!


If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


00:00 - Intro

02:05 - Lent Sacrifices

05:50 - The Animal Personality Test

10:40 - Abbey’s Go-To Travel Outfit

14:10 - He Got His New Girl a Telescope?!

19:20 - The Ultimate 50th Birthday Itinerary

23:45 - Wedding Planning: What to Splurge & Save On

27:10 - Peter’s Football Advice for Young Players

30:20 - Family Meeting

33:10 - Favourite Actors

34:40 - Abbey’s ‘Accidental’ Name Change  

35:55 - Final Thoughts


To contact us: 


Email: [email protected] 


Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


For more from Peter


https://twitter.com/petercrouch


For more from Abbey


https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


Our clips channel


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg



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34 MIN
Biggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe
FEB 25, 2025
Biggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the one and only Christopher Biggins—legendary actor, panto king, and former I’m a Celebrity winner.


From his illustrious six-decade career in entertainment to his unexpected honeymoon crash with an Oscar-winning actor, Biggins delivers stories with his signature wit and charm. 


Biggins also shares his thoughts on modern dating, outrageous housemate behavior, and the bizarre trend of people manifesting their way to success. Plus, in Agony Abs, the team tackles a listener’s plea for help with a boyfriend who believes birds aren’t real…


It’s Biggins, it’s bonkers, and it’s one you don’t want to miss!


If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


00:00 – Intro

02:54 – How Biggins & Abbey became besties

04:16 – Why Biggins refuses to do any more reality TV

07:59 – Crashing an Oscar winner’s honeymoon

12:43 – The bizarre Poldark scene…

15:55 – Abbey’s secret singing career

17:10 – Heartbreaking reality of closeted stars in Hollywood

24:09 – What makes a relationship last?

30:54 – Why Biggins avoids texting

39:50 – My boyfriend thinks pigeons are government drones

44:50 – “He makes too much noise… in bed!"

47:46 – Biggins signs off


To contact us: 


Email: [email protected] 


Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


For more from Peter


https://twitter.com/petercrouch


For more from Abbey


https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


Our clips channel


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg



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48 MIN
50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch
FEB 20, 2025
50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special!


Abbey shares her latest travel disaster, from missing clothes to margarita-fueled airport chaos, while Peter dives into a shocking statistic—apparently, 50% of young men have never asked a woman out in person?! The couple debates whether modern dating has officially killed chivalry and relives the pure terror of making a house phone call to ask someone out back in the day.


In Agony Abs, a listener wonders whether she should warn her ex’s new girlfriend about his shocking web of lies, and another seeks advice on helping her son handle school bullies. Peter gets personal about his own childhood struggles, offering some brutally honest words of wisdom for anyone facing criticism.


Want Abbey & Peter’s advice? Leave your questions in the comments or DM them to be featured in the next Ask Me Anything!


I f you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


00:00 – Intro

01:16 – Abbey’s first solo airport experience

04:53 – The Blur documentary

08:04 – True or false headlines

13:49 – Squat for a bus ticket?!

15:57 – Engagement ring size & divorce

18:43 – Should you warn your ex’s new girlfriend?

24:48 – Harsh realities of childhood bullying

26:35 – Household chores

28:10 – Bed making

30:52 – Peter’s bidet experience

34:08 – Confident kids—Abbey & Peter’s advice


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To contact us: 


Email: [email protected] 


Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


For more from Peter


https://twitter.com/petercrouch


For more from Abbey


https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


Our clips channel


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg



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35 MIN