The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recent Episodes

OCT 22, 2026
Pete Crouch Reveals The Worst Locker Room Prank That Went Way Too Far!
On this Ask Me Anything, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your wild Ask Me Anything dilemmas, from university pranks taken to sickening extremes to Pete getting completely stitched up with Deep Heat in the Stoke City changing rooms. Plus, Abbey exposes Pete's questionable choice of romantic bedroom music and the horrors of getting hammered together on date night. In this episode, the debate turns to relationship red flags when a listener asks how to save a best mate whose partner is alienating everyone, leaving Pete and Abbey to discuss whether you should ever tell a friend you hate their other half. We also tackle the return from an epic bedroom dry spell, how to rebuild confidence when things get awkward, and Abbey’s horror at Pete’s seduction tactics. If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform 00:00 - Barn Banter & Where Is Gaz? 01:00 - The University Kahoot Prank 03:26 - A Step Too Far: Pete & Abbey React 05:14 - Pete's Stoke Changing Room Bullying 06:26 - Dilemma: We Dislike Our Friend's Partner 08:32 - How To Tell A Friend You Hate Their Fella 10:28 - Recovering From A Major Dry Spell 12:05 - Rebuilding Confidence & Post-Baby Bodies 3:17 - Pete & Abbey's Cinema Date Night 14:22 - Running Playlists & Dad Rock Debates 16:16 - Pete's "Bonk Beat" Bedroom Anthems 17:40 - Alexa, Get Crouchy In The Mood To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18 MIN
OCT 20, 2026
Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!
We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of "bitch juice," and why Pete's post-golf hosting habits leave Abbey freezing in a house without furniture. Between Abbey attempting to cure a brutal hangover with raw sardines and Pete sleeping with a giant turkey-shaped ostrich pillow on his head, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread. The team break down the sheer chaos of half-term parenting, navigating four kids with zero overlapping interests, and the extreme parental lies used to keep the peace. Pete reveals why he abandoned Abbey mid-fall during a high-stakes game of 40-40 in the garden, while the pair make another high-stakes charity bet on whether they can survive the holidays completely sober. Plus, an incredible lineup of listener dilemmas in Weekly Wines and Agony Abs: from living with a flatmate who commentates every domestic chore like David Attenborough, to a blind date that goes horribly wrong when the woman opposite turns out to be the local waxing specialist. Finally, the gang tackle a truly cursed, wide-eyed horse painting that's destroying one listener’s living room walls. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Back From Norway & The Ostrich Pillow 04:40 - Bitch Juice & 20 Bottles of Wine 09:35 - Pete’s Golf Mates Invade The Rental 11:05 - The Sardine Hangover Cure & Kebabs 12:35 - Weekly Wine: The Housemate Narrator 15:18 - Best Friend Marriages & Watching Paint Dry 19:05 - Blind Date With The Waxing Clinic Doctor 22:20 - Half-Term Chaos & Summer Holiday Debates 23:26 - Bunking Pilates For Dim Sum & China Trips 29:03 - The Tree Swing & Pete’s 40-40 Betrayal 32:26 - Classic Lies Parents Tell Their Kids 35:46 - The Half-Term Dry Charity Bet 37:31 - Agony Abs: "You Can Taste The Effort" 42:50 - Rihanna Ringtone Disasters 44:33 - The Terrifying Horse Painting Dilemma To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:197 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
49 MIN
OCT 15, 2026
Abbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything
On this AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your most pressing questions, starting with Pete awkwardly explaining why Abbey didn't get an enthusiastic invite to his upcoming podcast awards night. Between wardrobe disputes and chaotic rental living, the pair unpack the unfiltered reality of marriage when life gets messy. The debate moves straight into home renovations and whether living amongst dust, storage units, and builders at 7am completely destroys romance—with Abbey giving a brutally honest answer on what happens to the bedroom spark. Plus, the two go head-to-head on who is truly reckless with money: Pete's massive fun budgets or Abbey's uncompromising obsession with luxury kitchen ovens. Elsewhere, Pete and Abbey look back at their vow renewal on a private island, debate taking on The Traitors or Celebrity SAS, and sort out what Pete should wear to pick up an award. If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform 00:00 - Pete's "Un-Invite" to the Awards 01:46 - Can Pete Win Without Abbey? 03:45 - Pete & Abbey on The Traitors? 05:20 - Celebrity SAS & Wayne Bridge 06:43 - TV Show Betrayals 07:06 - Topless Island Vow Renewal 09:00 - Counting Down to 20 Years 09:42 - Renovation Blues & Greg the Builder 10:13 - Did the Building Site Kill the Spark? 11:00 - Living Out of Storage Boxes 11:58 - Who's More Reckless With Money? 12:51 - Clothes Shopping vs. £8K on Guinness 13:22 - Abbey's Dream Kitchen & Meal Inspo 14:22 - Pete's Black-Tie Dilemma To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15 MIN
OCT 13, 2026
“Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers
We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Pete and Abbey dive into the sobering realisation of getting older, from realising we only have "20 summers left" to Pete officially banning Abbey from his car after driveway parking chaos and a trashed centre console. Plus, Gaz reveals the time he wore skin-tight long johns into an office job for weeks on end. The gang explore how our habits evolve with age, debating tech neck, whether looking through Country Living magazine is the ultimate sign of middle age, and why Abbey refused to let Pete attend the new house meeting. We also look back at Abbey's school days drawing fake Calvin Klein logos on her clothes, Pete's dream year at Liverpool, and tackle an Agony Ab dilemma from a man who pretended to be broke on date one and has now trapped himself in a "prison of thrift" at Wetherspoons. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Back in the Barn & Dalek Chairs 02:13 - The 20 Summers Left Panic 04:10 - Do You Fancy Older People? 06:22 - Pete's Questionable Early Fashion 07:46 - Wearing Long Johns To Work 09:21 - Writing Letters Over Parking Fines 12:25 - Tech Neck & The Phone Finger 16:08 - Why Pete Is Banned From Abbey's Car 18:52 - What’s in Abbey’s Centre Console? 33:38 - Hand-Drawn Calvin Kleins & First Dates 36:05 - Time Travel & Woodstock 38:56 - Pete's Liverpool Peak Year 41:35 - Agony Abs: My Girlfriend's Sound Bath Cult 46:21 - Agony Abs: Trapped in a Prison of Thrift 48:40 - Dad’s Polite AI Texts To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:196 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
47 MIN
OCT 8, 2026
"You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA
We're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA! Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has actually been uncovered and why you shouldn't touch an alien. Pete also reveals why he’s forced to hide in the kids' bedrooms just to get half an hour of peace, only to be accused of leading a double life over some simple morning doorway stretches. The great gaming debate takes centre stage as Pete admits the moment his gaming career was brutally cut short after locking Abbey outside in the cold for two hours while wearing a headset. This leads into an unforgettable listener debate on whether it's ever acceptable to cancel a 15-year wedding anniversary dinner just to play the biggest video game release of the decade. Elsewhere, we hear about disastrous Pilates attempts on the reformer, the agony of pulled adductors, and a stomach-churning AMA straight from the dance floor of an Ibiza beach club involving frozen margaritas and very questionable hygiene. Submit your questions for the next AMA here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 - Indian Summer & Noah's Ark 01:48 - Abbey's Alien Conspiracy Theories 04:35 - Pete's Bedroom Escape Tactics 05:42 - ChatGPT Tarot Card Readings 07:13 - Agony Abs: The Sticky Ibiza Dance Floor 08:43 - Ron Burgundy & Inbetweeners Nostalgia 10:35 - Agony Abs: The Humiliating Couples Pilates Bet 12:20 - Pete’s Diplodocus Back Stretches 14:18 - Abbey Accuses Pete of Having an Affair 15:34 - Agony Abs: Cancelling Our Anniversary for GTA? 17:21 - The Ultimate Gaming vs Relationship Debate 20:33 - Abbey's Secret Addiction to Mobile Games 21:05 - The Day Pete Locked Abbey Out for Call of Duty 22:34 - Retro Gaming & Donkey Kong Memories To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23 MIN