The epic Bram Thunderfist reminisces on how magic is awful to everyone and everything, and has no redeeming value no matter how much a fellow swordsperson might like the stuff. It's terrible. Everyone should know that by now. After this story, everyone will agree.

Bad stuff.

Also, a big boat, and a siren. 

Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker

Cast:
Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker
Sally - Anne Dorko 

Guest star Anne Dorko, whose fantasy inspired music can be found on annedorko.com 

(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analogies of Sex with Sounds, Lots of Thunder that Would Need A Flashing Warning If this Was a Video, Quite a Bit of Death from Drowning, Massive Ego, SQUELCHING Sounds from Tromping Through Mud, Bram's Email Address)

Contact Bram with Questions at [email protected]

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