Do your investor updates secretly suck?
<p>Hey friends 👋</p><p>You’ve seen the email before:</p><p><strong>Subject:</strong> “Huge month!!”</p><p><strong>Body:</strong> 10,000 users, engagement through the roof, three new features shipped, featured in a newsletter. No revenue. No retention breakdown. No ask. And somehow, you think that’s an investor update.</p><p>This week, JDM and Cameron break down what investor updates are actually <em>for</em> — and why the founders sending the flashiest ones are often the ones with the least to show.</p><p>A good update isn’t a highlight reel. It’s a signal:</p><p>* Here’s the one metric that matters right now;</p><p>* Here’s what’s working and what isn’t; and</p><p>* Here’s exactly what we need from you.</p><p>That’s it.</p><p>Do that consistently, and you’re building trust long before anyone writes a check.</p><p>Then comes the game! Three realistic scenarios, scored on the conviction scale:</p><p>* A SaaS tool drowning in vanity metrics and no ask (a very generous two).</p><p>* A dental practice management startup with actual numbers, actual churn honesty, and a specific ask that almost got there (a strong eight).</p><p>* A consumer mental health app with 150K downloads, no paying customers, and a premium tier with results too “encouraging” to share yet (another two).</p><p>And it’s a conviction sandwich!</p><p>But a Keto edition… the good stuff is in the middle.</p><p>Frivolous thoughts this week: JDM got a YouTube Music recommendation he didn’t ask for and absolutely needed; and Cameron walked out of a Sacramento record shop with some Cat Stevens vinyl.</p><p>Turns out the thread between grunge, riot-grrl, punk, and folk peace anthems is stronger than you’d think.</p><p>As always, thanks for listening.</p><p>—Cameron and JDM</p><p><strong>Timestamps</strong></p><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:15 What is an investor update (and why most are facades)</p><p>05:30 What to actually include: the five elements</p><p>13:30 Scenario 1</p><p>23:15 Scenario 2</p><p>33:15 Scenario 3</p><p>37:30 Frivolous Thoughts</p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://zerototraction.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1">zerototraction.substack.com</a>