Sex.Life

Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend. In this episode, I share my experience of sexual assault. I know this is a tender and deeply personal topic, and it might bring up emotions for you. Please be kind to yourself. If you're not feeling up to listening right now, I completely understand. Come back when and if it feels right for you. You are not alone.

Stuck at a remote bach with no reception and a man she doesn’t really know, Morgan shares the confronting details of the night that followed. 

Back home and into the safe, mink-wrapped arms of bestie Rachel, Morgan learns the real meaning of consent and becomes determined to ensure no other woman ever has to experience what she has. 

After a year of healing, Morgan finds herself dancing in the dark with a converse clad poet. The Gobby Queen energy is back! But is Morgan aware that vampires now walk in sunlight?

And just like that it’s the end of Morgan’s quest for love. Or is it...

If anything in today’s episode resonates with you, or if you’re dealing with something difficult, please remember you’re not alone. There are support services available to help - don’t hesitate to reach out.

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After briefly falling back into G.I Joe’s arms (and mouth) Morgan cums to her senses and heads back to London. She’s having a lamp-smashing, vag-flashing good time when Rugby Boy unexpectedly slides back into her DMs.

Back home in Nelson and ready to settle down, Morgan falls for a beefy gym bro who talks to cats, snorts pre-workout like its class As, and ruins a girls' trip with a slopping sausage. 

The carpet is irreparably stained and so is their relationship, so Morgan decides to move to Auckland. Her hopeful heart leads her to a remote bach with a guy that she doesn’t really know. There are cockroaches, no reception and a bad gut feeling.

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High, and still horny, Morgan sneakily navigates her way out of that shit-uation and... straight back into bed.

A fun night on the dancefloor with a sexy Irishman turns into a morning in a bulletproof car with an English Special Forces operative.

Romance is in the air, with Morgan living out a full-blown movie moment – snowflake-kissed cheeks and all. The posh missionary sex is a letdown but he redeems himself with a deeply meaningful military gesture.

Back in NZ for a wedding, Morgan reunites with G.I Joe. But will a salty treat be enough to lure her back into his (big, burly, army boy) arms, or will she just be left with just a vinegary taste in her mouth? 

Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices. 

Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend. In this episode, there is some discussion around domestic violence. I acknowledge this might be a sensitive issue for some listeners, so if this might stir up negative feelings for you, you may want to skip this episode.   

Blow your nose and stock up on loo paper, this ep is full of up(per)s and downs!

Overcome by jealousy Morgan clocks G.I Joe straight in the face leaving him with a hell of a shiner and her with a whole lot of work to do.

It’s the beginning of the end for the love birds as their sex life fizzles, fights escalate and G.I Joe books a one way ticket to Aus. Morgan can’t even sing her way out of this one (although she does rage-sing herself Happy Birthday in a Tuk Tuk). He leaves. Morgan shuts down. And all she’s got left is Gerard Butler and too many tubs of ice cream.

A brave “cities in a hat moment” leaves Morgan packing for London where she’s quickly introduced to the London party scene. There’s nose Pepsis, Kiwi lads and a shitty National Geographic situation... 

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It’s official—Morgan has a boyfriend!

L-bombs are dropped just before this love fest goes long distance. It’s all surprise visits and love letters before Morgan’s kryptonite shows up and she slips up.

G.I. Joe moves in, and Morgan transforms into a domestic goddess—baking, growing veges, and letting her man change the light bulbs. Bliss… until a shocking news headline flips her world upside down.

Don’t miss Mumma Kez getting a big cock shock, Morgan’s cutesy-wootsy ladder, and a good old-fashioned forehead fu*&ing.

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Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices.