<p><strong>The very powerful, curly-headed, tattoedess Ian Fidance joins the podcast to talk about the Emo’s not dead cruise, fighting someone at The Mothership, coming out at 30, being 10 years sober, and much more! Buckle up, keep your arms in the buggy, and shout out Bob Barker!</strong></p><p><strong>The Drunk Uncles Podcast drops every Monday at noon!</strong></p><p><strong>Follow Uncle Lazer</strong></p><p><strong>@unclelazer  </strong></p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/uncle_lazer"><strong>https://www.instagram.com/uncle_lazer</strong></a><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Follow Ian Fidance</strong></p><p><strong>@ianimal69</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/ianimal69?igsh=MTI0N2NhdTRoYXBobg=="><strong>https://www.instagram.com/ianimal69</strong></a></p><p><strong>Tickets for upcoming shows: </strong><a href="https://punchup.live/unclelazer"><strong>https://punchup.live/unclelazer</strong></a><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>This episode is presented by Jerkmate. They are not a regular camsite, they are the camsite. They have a little bit of something for everybody, and best of all it is free to sign up! Just click the link now and sign up for free no contracts, no hidden fees. Thank you to our presenting sponsor Jerkmate! </strong></p><p><br></p><p>https://www.jkmte.com/UncleLazer</p><p><br></p><p><strong>This episode is brought to you by Blue Chew: Visit </strong><a href="http://bluechew.com/"><strong>BlueChew.com</strong></a><strong> and get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code “UNCLE” at </strong><a href="http://bluechew.com/"><strong>BlueChew.com</strong></a><strong>   </strong></p><p><strong>Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code UNCLE at </strong><a href="https://shopmando.com/"><strong>shopmando.com</strong></a><strong>! #mandopod</strong></p><p><strong>Get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at </strong><a href="http://mengotomars.com/"><strong>Mengotomars.com</strong></a><strong> Use Promo code </strong></p><p><strong>This episode is brought to you by Zippix Nicotine Infused Toothpicks. Zippix bring you a totally satisfying, convenient and great tasting way to curb your nicotine cravings. Now you can get your nicotine fix anytime, anywhere without having to rely on vaping or smoking. Zippix Toothpicks give you an easier, better and more discreet way to get your fix. Ditch the cigarettes, ditch the vapes and get some nicotine infused toothpicks today. Only sold online at </strong><a href="http://zippixtoothpicks.com/"><strong>ZippixToothpicks.com</strong></a><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> Get 10% off your first order by using the code (LAZER) at checkout.</strong></p><p><strong>0:00 Emo’s Not Dead Cruise, Living in a Halfway House</strong></p><p><strong>7:33 Lazer Enters the Adult Industry, Being astronomically hungover </strong></p><p><strong>13:25 Mando!</strong></p><p><strong>14:34 Ian is in love?! Being a Modern Day Rockstar, Competing Comedy Scenes</strong></p><p><strong>27:25 Blue Chew Gold!</strong></p><p><strong>28:44 Being Ian Podcast, Coming up in black rooms, Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs </strong></p><p><strong>39:29 Mars Men!</strong></p><p><strong>41:19 Weird DM’s, Ian gets into a fist fight?! ATX Comedy Scene</strong></p><p><br></p>