Fucking English: self study and spicy stories that teach how to flirt if you are a nomad or wanderer

Mr. Brett insists it's better to discuss things directly, but Elena is much better at this lesson than Lena. So while Elena protects her borscht from a forest monster and doesn't settle even for 10 out of 10, Lena circles around her own home, looking for hints from the German handsome, and hopes that a ticket home will save her from talking. And they both put on their smartwatches and measure their heartbeat rate. Seems everything's alright: Elena gets her 200 out of ten and Lena... well... she'll be fine too as long as you keep your forks off her cheeseniki. +++ We are raising 2,500 euros to fund the production of this show. So if you want to support us, please follow our Patreon – Fucking English. +++ Meet our team: • Host and storyteller Lena Volkova, the co-founder of podcast studio Hatch up. That's me! • Host Elena, the co-founder of Visible Sports that helps people connect with healthy lifestyle anywhere in the world • Brett Hoven, English teacher and narrator • Producer and editor Sasha Volkova • Composer Ksenia Kazantseva. She created our incredible jingle! • Illustrator Antonia Lev. She made the cover for the podcast • Sound Supervisor Mikhail Vasilev (MV7)

This time around, our characters' relationship goes even further — and Mr. Brett finally calls clit and penises by their proper names, and also tells you how to stop what you don't like or to suggest practices that will drive you crazy. And it's no longer just about English grammar, it's about ethics. And that's why sex-ed blogger Maria @Chesnok0va joined Fucking English this time — to make sure everything we discuss is ethical and useful. And the hostesses, as always, put theoretical advice into practice. Elena goes to a secret meeting in her professor's bedroom, and Lena goes to a theater studio to learn how to read minds. Elena communicates mostly in interjections, but still uses words once — to save her clit from being erased. And Lena marks her secret dreams in the margins of a book and tries to avoid peekaboo game. Join Maria Chestnokova on Instagram and on Telegram AI-Based Learning Platform Didactist is here And here is the occasionaly mentioned project OMG.Yes +++ We are raising 2,500 euros to fund the production of this show. So if you want to support us, please follow our Patreon – Fucking English. +++ Meet our team: • Host and storyteller Lena Volkova, the co-founder of podcast studio Hatch up. That's me! • Host Elena, the co-founder of Visible Sports that helps people connect with healthy lifestyle anywhere in the world • Brett Hoven, English teacher and narrator • Producer and editor Sasha Volkova • Composer Ksenia Kazantseva. She created our incredible jingle! • Illustrator Antonia Lev. She made the cover for the podcast • Sound Supervisor Mikhail Vasilev (MV7)

Our fictional characters are already ready for a third date if you know what I mean. And Mr. Brett helps them find the right words: not to be too pushy and move smoothly from romance to sex. Mr. Brett even tells you how to get your mood back if your neighbors or aliens got in your way. As a result, on the sixth episode of the podcast about sex, sex finally happens! Can you believe that? And as always Elena and Lena tell their personal stories. This episode turned out to be very musical: kuni-jingle and dick-song sound in it. Elena does her research on lesbian sex in patriarchal Russia, hiding from parental supervision. It took her six month to apply what she had discovered on practice with her gf. And Lena had to wait even longer – 15 years to end up having sex in a forest with a wild elf. But in this episode, everyone gets what they want sooner or later. +++ We are raising 2,500 euros to fund the production of this show. So if you want to support us, please follow our Patreon – Fucking English. +++ Meet our team: • Host and storyteller Lena Volkova, the co-founder of podcast studio Hatch up. That's me! • Host Elena, the co-founder of Visible Sports that helps people connect with healthy lifestyle anywhere in the world • Brett Hoven, English teacher and narrator • Producer and editor Sasha Volkova • Composer Ksenia Kazantseva. She created our incredible jingle! • Illustrator Antonia Lev. She made the cover for the podcast • Sound Supervisor Mikhail Vasilev (MV7)

This time, Lena and Elena skip mr Brett's lesson. Instead of studying, they went on a trip around Europe by car. But when they got to Valencia, they realized they couldn't leave you without a new episode of Fucking English. So they put socks on their iPhones, hung sheets, blankets, and pillows in the hotel room — this is how the impromptu studio turned out. And in this studio, they made an unusual record. Lena and Elena solve impossible dilemmas: What is worse: to cheat or to be cheated? to have sex all your life with only one person, or vice versa not to stay with anyone for more than one night? get an orgasm in every sex, but not be able to deliver it — or vice versa? to grow old by 20 years or always remain young, but at the same time lose the ability to express emotions? succeed in business, but fail in personal life — or vice versa? In this episode, you will hear what Lena and Elena think about beauty, fidelity, and success — and get to know them a little better. In addition, you can find out who will get the entire prize pool of this game — a chocolate cookie. The stakes are high! +++++ We are raising 2,500 euros to fund the production of this show. So if you want to support us, please follow our Patreon – Fucking English. ++++ Meet our team: • Host and storyteller Lena Volkova, the co-founder of podcast studio Hatch up. That's me! • Host Elena, the co-founder of Visible Sports that helps people connect with healthy lifestyle anywhere in the world • Brett Hoven, English teacher and narrator • Producer and editor Sasha Volkova • Composer Ksenia Kazantseva. She created our incredible jingle! • Illustrator Antonia Lev. She made the cover for the podcast • Sound Supervisor Mikhail Vasilev (MV7)

In this lesson, Mr. Brett explains how-to hint at your expectations from a first date while chatting on Tinder or Okcupid. Maybe you don’t want to pay separately for coffee or are not ready to watch Netflix under one blanket on a first date? Mr. Brett will help you find the right words to talk about it. And as always, Lena and Elena apply this advice on real people. And in real life, something always goes wrong. So here is Elena who is trying to “fuck over discomfort”, and Lena who forgot to discuss expectations with two guys assembling her IKEA king-size bed. Elena passes a terrible endurance test, and Lena encourages princes to fix her faucet in order to choose a husband. Elena spends her last money on a trip with a girl to Bali. And Lena is confused: whether she pays for her boyfriend or not, nothing good comes of it. ++++ This episode is sponsored by Visible Sports, a platform to help you find sports and physical activity wherever you are. ++++ We are raising 2,500 euros to fund the production of this show. So if you want to support us, please follow our Patreon – Fucking English. ++++ Meet our team: • Host and storyteller Lena Volkova, the co-founder of podcast studio Hatch up. That's me! • Host Elena, the co-founder of Visible Sports that helps people connect with healthy lifestyle anywhere in the world • Brett Hoven, English teacher and narrator • Producer and editor Sasha Volkova • Composer Ksenia Kazantseva. She created our incredible jingle! • Illustrator Antonia Lev. She made the cover for the podcast • Sound Supervisor Mikhail Vasilev (MV7)