Finding Pattersby
Finding Pattersby

Finding Pattersby

Wilderness Station Studios

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A weird fiction mystery about a disgraced ghostwriter who uses the public investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. Follow host Ryan Cervantes in this 10ish-part comic thriller set in the world of high stakes thriller publishing, as he enters a land of cultish fandoms and cut-throat literati; of secret societies with ancient coffee beans and occult writing exercises that pierce the veil and top the charts of novels sold in supermarkets and airport bookstores…OR DO THEY? That’s what host Cervantes aims to find out in this pot-boiler for the ears. But if he hopes to escape the same fate as his missing boss in this IRL thriller, he’ll have to draw on everything he knows about how to survive a very deadly bestseller.

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PATTERSBY PRESENTS: Christmas Diner
DEC 11, 2025
PATTERSBY PRESENTS: Christmas Diner
Eat your heart out King Wenceslas, WE are the best gift-givers: We welcome to our feed the pilot episode of "Christmas Diner" from the creator of "Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason."  CHRISTMAS DINER is a satirical dark comedy about haunting nostalgia and dying traditions. "An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.” Created by Jeremy Ellett This show is a Satirical Dark Comedy. A Cinematic Audio Drama. A Holiday themed, one season limited series. The show incorporates dark comedy, holiday themes, folk horror and crime into a weird story about six strangers who are forced to spend the holiday together. • Starring Zane Schacht (Two Flat Earthers, The Kingmaker Histories), Lauren Grace Thompson (Two Flat Earthers, Fawx & Stallion, The Harbingers), Ryan Philbrook (Two Flat Earthers, Damon Alums (SCP Archives, Deadass), Addison Peacock (Two Flat Earthers, The NoSleep Podcast), Danyelle Ellett (Chaika, Moonbase Theta Out), Josh Rubino (The Kingmaker Histories, Windfall, Forgive Me), Peter Lewis (The NoSleep Podcast) and Blythe Renay (The Kingmaker Histories, The One Stars) • For fans of Wooden Overcoats, The Amelia Project, Midnight Burger • Website: http://www.goodpointepodcasts.com CREATOR: Jeremy Ellett is a writer, sound designer and podcastproducer from Austin, Texas. In addition to Christmas Diner, they’vealso produced Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason,The One Stars,Someone Just Like You and The Subjective Truth. EPISODE ONE SHOW NOTES Christmas Diner, Episode One Writing, Directing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett STARRINGZane Schacht as BusterErin Lillis as Buster’s MotherPeter Lewis as the NarratorDamon Alums as ReggieAddison Peacock as KathyJeremy Ellett as AlexDanyelle Ellett as HollyBlythe Renay as EricaJosh Rubino as DouglassRay O’Hare as the Tomte Credits read by Ryan Philbrook MUSICThe Marian Circle Drum Brigade - KitchenHolizna - Oh Holy NightAxletree - Goldfinch Flight to the NorthAxletree - The Silent GroveMystery Mammal - ShchedrykGregor Quendel - Sub003
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24 MIN
Chapter 4, Part 2: Fate's Nickname
JUN 5, 2024
Chapter 4, Part 2: Fate's Nickname
Ryan investigates the mysterious beachside mansion of Tawny Gatherbrook. Meanwhile, hot shot book agent J. Jordan St. Avalon reads Ryan's techno-thriller "Overclock" that he wrote all by himself.   Starring Ryan Sandoval, Patrick James Clarke, Geoffrey Golden and Dan Gagliardi Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen  https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast Check out Geoffrey Golden's insightful, hilarious newsletter "Equip Story" dedicated to the art, industry and philosophy of narrative design  https://www.equipstory.com/ Geoffrey also does a very funny actual play podcast on the Faustian Nonsense Network titled "Worst Movies Ever Played" @worstmoviespod https://www.faustiannonsense.com/worstmovieseverplayed Check out Patrick Clarke's music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4N89t4DaNdcU0Ura4t1yZW?si=MKAziORpRe-DB85xXHlETA Check out Scottie Salmon's Music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2IjPilu7zEJfJJDecSPepD?si=fj4b1w6HQ1GtwoQRWgU-GQ Follow us here & support us today by sharing and becoming a patron: TWITTER: @patterspod Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/patterspod.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/patterspod TikTok: @patterspod WEBSITE: http://patterspod.com TRANSCRIPTS: http://patterspod.com/transcripts PATREON: http://patreon.com/patterspod ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sfx credits: boat rafting mic pointed on the oar mono NTG3.wav by Soundholder -- https://freesound.org/s/425513/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Rubber Squeak!.wav by bhanco3 -- https://freesound.org/s/231534/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
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36 MIN
The P-Files: TIME FOR A STORY RECAP
JUN 3, 2024
The P-Files: TIME FOR A STORY RECAP
Ahead of the upcoming release of Chapter 4: Part II this week, let's catch up with what's happened so far in the story. Probably the most important thing to know is that Ryan wrote an ORIGINAL manuscript with mature tech themes set against the backdrop of Y2K titled "Overclock" that is not stolen. Ryan's enterprising agent J. Jordan St. Avalon thinks "Overclock" might have legs and is currently reading it to see if Ryan deserves an invite back to the industry.  Ryan did not steal this idea from Lydia Graumann, the Head of the Luke Pattersby Official Fan Club. He read her manuscript (which she forgot to put her name on) but it reminded him of a desk-drawer novel he had already written that had a few *barely* similar details.  Did you know we are selling shirts: https://www.patterspod.com/ Y2K was a big event that affected many and we are still studying its effect on society.  Let's see what else? Ryan was shown a mysterious mansion owned by Tawny Gatherbrook - leader of The Children of the Thrill, the shadowy group of authors tacitly responsible for the disappearance of Luke Pattersby and the last person to see him alive Fiona Caruso. Monomyth Publishing sponsors this group and it's fair to say that as far as this investigation goes, we haven't heard the last of this organization.   Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast   Follow us here & support us today by sharing and becoming a patron: TWITTER: @patterspod Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/patterspod.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/patterspod TikTok: @patterspod WEBSITE: http://patterspod.com TRANSCRIPTS: http://patterspod.com/transcripts PATREON: http://patreon.com/patterspod FACEBOOK: I have no idea how to find the link to this page but it is there if you search I swear
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