<p>Ollie’s spiralling because his influencer-era is over—seven months of “creative freedom” (a.k.a. unemployment) have come to an end, and now he’s staring down the barrel of corporate life. Ro, meanwhile, is deep in the science of why starving men crave curvy women (turns out, evolution is just as messy as modern dating). Elsewhere, Ollie embarrasses himself by DMing his TikTok twin (who is <em>not</em> responding), Drake is lurking around Australia throwing money at pretty women, and Ro is questioning if using a brown emoji when you’re white is a subtle crime.</p>