<p>All rise.</p><p>It’s that time of year again—the most important proceeding on the Christmas Cousins calendar: <strong>The Trial of Cousin Seth.</strong></p><p>After completing Year Three of his journey to embrace Christmas—and, more ambitiously, all seasons—the question now stands before the court: <strong>did he do enough?</strong></p><p>Last year, Seth earned a hard-fought promotion from <em>Seasonal Sophomore</em> to <strong>Jolly Junior</strong>. But this year, the stakes are higher. Will he rise to the rank of <strong>Santa Senior</strong>? Or will the court find cause for demotion… back to Jolly Junior, Seasonal Sophomore, Festive Freshman—or, in the most extreme scenario, a full reset to <strong>Kringle Kindergarten</strong>?</p><p>To ensure a fair and balanced hearing, we’ve assembled a truly formidable bench:</p><ul><li><strong>Judge Bran</strong> (returning), of <em>Deck The Hallmark</em> and <em>Gilmore the Merrier</em></li><li><strong>Supreme Court Justice Dan</strong>, brought in to maintain order should things spiral (they will)</li></ul><p>Representing the case:</p><ul><li><strong>Prosecutor:</strong> Joe the Christmas Aficionado</li><li><strong>Defense Counsel:</strong> Festive Cousin Bob of <em>Festive Four Film Fans...a last minute no-show...hmmm???</em></li><li><strong>Voice of the People / Bailiff:</strong> Cousin Lee, King of All Superfans</li><li>Plus, a surprise witness!!!</li></ul><p>And at the center of it all… the defendant himself: <strong>Cousin Seth</strong>.</p><p>Evidence will be presented. Arguments will be made. Emotions may run high. The Christmas spirit will be tested.</p><p>This isn’t just an episode—it’s a verdict.</p><p>And it’s one you won’t want to miss.</p><p><br></p>