<p>What's worse: not knowing when to use 'there' and 'their' or constantly leaving your phone lying around expecting other people to look after it? Answer: they're both as bad as each other, and poor Jack is constantly having to deal with both of them.</p><br><p>There's also much to hanker on regarding why people can't speak on the phone anymore, the nine-toed phenomenon, and the fact that Ash is related to one of the Suffragettes.</p><p>Want more Jack &amp; Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'!&nbsp;</p><br><p>Oh... <strong>AND WE'RE PLAYING A LIVE SHOW!</strong></p><br><p>Come and hanker down with us at <strong>The Hackney Empire, London</strong> on <strong>Saturday, 19th of September 2026!</strong></p><br><p>Patreon Paid Members Ticket Pre-Sale: <strong>10am, Tuesday, 30th of June.</strong></p><br><p>General Ticket Sale: 10am, <strong>Wednesday, 1st of July.</strong></p><br><p><strong>Tickets will be available at:</strong></p><br><p>https://www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/the-jack-ash-show-live</p><br><p><strong>Not a member yet? Sign up at:</strong></p><br><p>https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow</p><br><p>GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?</p><p>📩 Send them in to <a href="mailto:[email protected]" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">[email protected]</a></p><br><p>📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>