That's Gay

In an interesting turn of events, this week’s episode is based on a book? That’s right, contrary to popular belief, gay people can read. So join us as we recreate Tom Standage’s A History of the World in 6 Glasses with our own queer little twist. And save the date, for on January 6th we’re meeting at the Capitol Building for a tea dance. Nothing more. Just tea and dancing. We promise… maybe.

Talking Points: That purple drank, Fifth in line to the boygenius throne, No poppers? Revolution, Executed over a bevvy, Bullets and gummies

Howdy partners, giddy up and get ready for some gay history, because this week is all about cowboys! Gather ‘round the cowboy campfire and join us as we learn why cowboys seem so homosexual. I mean, look at those outfits. So enjoy the erasure of bisexuals, an in-poor-taste Grimes apology, and the tale of Claire’s American girl doll from Jake Gylenhaal. Yeehaw!

Talking Points: It’s up there, Dead naming Twitter, The Grimes apologist’s lament, I have no more chain to yank, If you toot it’s joever, Where’s his knee?

Get into this groove, people! In this week’s episode, your beloved leaders of That’s Gay nation boogie down into the deeply queer roots of disco. We admit, this episode is low-hanging fruit — I mean, look at those outfits. But listen anyway because you love us and you may just learn that the mafia is actually responsible for gay liberation. How epic is that?

Talking Points: Resting Terf Face, The Alphabet Mafia, Daddy Bought a Baseball Field, Sometimes You’re Allowed to Call People Ugly, Thanks Detroit, Education at the Clerb

Alright ladies, it’s the final rose tonight. And it goes to… two gay people with a podcast. That’s right, this week Claire and Gib finally put the years long debate to rest — reality TV is irrefutably gay. And we have the proof. So enjoy Gib’s audio sounding insanely crisp, and Claire’s audio being the worst it’s ever been. Sorry man.

Talking Points: The Bachelorthem, Guess what ruined everything again, The Kanye bear incident of 2022, The endless homophobia loop, You know what screw it — Wikipedia

Let’s play ball! Or, maybe, let’s not play ball at all — because we’re getting quite a few mixed messages from the NFL here. Today, Claire, Gib, and special guest Helena Moomjian decide once and for all, is the Super Bowl gay? As far as we can tell, they like gay people… except when they act a little fruity. So choose love I guess? Unless you love to hate.

Talking points: That one gay intern, It’s not beating a dead horse if the horse keeps getting up, The tragic tale of Jerry Smith, Karlie Kloss’ message of warning, Dancing with the Stars is more gay than coming out.